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  • 351 weeks
    Formal Retirement From Fimfic

    What's there to say? I've had a good ole' run on this site, but I think it's time I finally close the book on my MLP fanfic career. I've made lots of progress as a writer, made some good friends and had a blast doing it, but as of late, I just don't feel compelled to type away at stories about pastel-colored horses like I used to. I've tried, but the spark just won't ignite like it used to. But

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    15 comments · 1,030 views
  • 379 weeks
    Haven't done that in a while.

    Still feels all jittery and fluttery when you press the submit button. Oh, and I'm not dead yet so... yeah.

    Loathe,
    Your Antagonist

    4 comments · 342 views
  • 427 weeks
    Soo... Anyone else here at Bronyccon?

    Been here for a few hours and I've pretty much been confined to the game room, but I'd love to meet and hang out my fellow fimfic users... If any of y'all are present of course. That said, anyone here?

    7 comments · 579 views
  • 440 weeks
    Cancelled yet INcomplete Stories #1 Having Your Cake And Eating Her Out Too (secret scenario)

    Warning/ Disclaimer: The following chapter contains depictions of sexual acts between two female, cartoon horses, one of whom is below the age of consent in certain states and countries, but not all. If this offends you, never forget: this isn’t real and no one is making you read this, so just suck it up and make better decisions.

    Having Your Cake and Eating Her Out Too

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    5 comments · 515 views
  • 443 weeks
    Cancelled but complete stories#2: Everything's Wrong But At Least I've Got You Chapter 2

    The second chapter of that last blog story if anyone wanted a little more of that story (and I doubt anyone did).

    Everything’s Wrong, But At Least I’ve Got You

    Written By: Your Antagonist

    And That Night, She Dreamt Of That Day

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Dec
29th
2014

Random question to other guys · 6:08pm Dec 29th, 2014

Am I the only dude who's just stared at the opening of a water or soda bottle and thought to himself: I wonder if I'll fit?

Loathe,
Antagonist

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Comments ( 14 )

You to? Sweet!

Just once.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Watch a little show called "What The Fuck Is Wrong With You." sometime. Their most common running theme: That doesn't go there!

2685937 You answered it the hard way, huh?

I probably did when I was young enough to fit it. Then I looked at bigger and better things and wondered if I could fit. :raritywink:

There's a parody of the song "Genie in a Bottle" about a guy who did more than wonder, guess what it's called.:ajbemused:

Dude, no.

It scares me.

Remembering your cosplay at Bronycon, I read your blog as follows:

"Am I the only one who has ever had this thought; if I were to stick it in, would it get itself caught?"

No ... I know the bottles are to short :pinkiehappy:


sorry someone had to do it xD

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Hey, it doesn't matter how short it is. You could have a 12 foot gardener snake in your pants, and that's definitely too long go fit inside the can, but it can still get in the can. :rainbowwild:

It didn't. I tried.

Short answer to both questions: Nnope. :eeyup:

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