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MrNumbers


Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

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  • 20 weeks
    Tradition

    This one's particular poignant. Singing this on January 1 is a twelve year tradition at this point.

    So fun facts
    1) Did you know you don't have to be epileptic to have seizures?
    2) and if you have a seizure lasting longer than five minutes you just straight out have a 20% chance of dying in the next thirty days, apparently

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  • 26 weeks
    Two Martyrs Fall for Each Other

    Here’s where I talk about this new story, 40,000 words long and written in just over a week. This is in no way to say it’s rushed, quite the opposite; It wouldn’t have been possible if I wasn’t so excited to put it out. I would consider A Complete Lack of Jealousy from All Involved a prologue more than a prequel, and suggested but not necessary reading. 

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    2 comments · 635 views
  • 28 weeks
    Commissions Open: An Autobiography

    Commission rates $20USD per 1,000 words. Story ideas expected between 4K-20K preferable. Just as a heads up, I’m trying to put as much of my focus as I can into original work for publication, so I might close slots quickly or be selective with the ideas I take. Does not have to be pony, but obviously I’m going to be better or more interested in either original fiction or franchises I’m familiar

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    5 comments · 625 views
  • 31 weeks
    Blinded by Delight

    My brain diagnosis ended up way funnier than "We'll name it after you". It turned out to be "We know this is theoretically possible because there was a recorded case of it happening once in 2003". It turns out that if you have bipolar disorder and ADHD and PTSD and a traumatic brain injury, you get sick in a way that should only be possible for people who have no

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    19 comments · 804 views
  • 40 weeks
    EFNW

    I planned on making it this year but then ran into an unfortunate case of the kill-me-deads. In the moment I needed to make a call whether to cancel or not, and I knew I was dying from something but didn't know if it was going to be an easy treatment or not.

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    6 comments · 806 views
Dec
24th
2014

MrNumbers Wishes His Family A Merry Christmas Dinner · 3:49pm Dec 24th, 2014

As Demesne wraps up with the pre-readers, MrNumbers And MrBrother and MrCousin wraps up in their own way.

This is what is known in the industry as the 'before' shot.

Our mother always does complain that we never set the table...

It's like Christmas in the 80's!

Here you see the moment I eradicated our alibis. Master criminal me.

Oh, but we're not done yet...

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There. That should do nicely.

Oh, damn, I missed the one where we tied giant ribbon-bows to all the chairs... oh well.

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You need a giant present-cake that hooker Jesus bursts out of.

Hah! Christmas is a time of pranking now? I thought it was love and goodwill to all. Guess I've been doing it all wrong :rainbowlaugh:

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That's nothing. Yesterday my little brother plugged his iPod into my laptop to charge.

So I copied the data off his songs and pasted it on to ones he hates, surreptitiously replacing it. It's completely indistinguishable until you play it; the album data, artist data, all of that is identical. Until you play it.

Anaconda by Nicki Minaj is now The Raven as read by John de Lancie

Blurred Lines is now Peter Gabriel's Book of Love

Yeah You! by 5 SOS is now Mr Shorty by Marty Robbins.

Party in the USA is now the nerd-classic Never Split the Party

New Thang by RedFoo is now Garden of Eden by Rob Cantor - No irony there, he just really fuckin' hates that song.

Call the Cops by some arsehole rapper is now... shit, I forgot what I switched that with. But I'm going to find out.

I always know when he's found another one when he swears really loudly for no apparent reason.

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Oh, that is absolutely brilliant :rainbowlaugh:

You're an inspiration to us all. I merely crack as many sex jokes as possible during the christmas diner and call it a day. This is far better!

Also, merry christmas y'all.

*Grins* Very nicely done. Lovely job on the fruit and bowl too.

Oh Numbers! :pinkiehappy:

Simply....MARVELLOUS! :rainbowlaugh:

Wishing you a very Merry Christmas!

:heart:

You also may have missed the opportunity to wrap the entire ensemble in one unrolled sheet and place a bow around it, but considering the effort you put into it, this is already fantastic work.

So I copied the data off his songs and pasted it on to ones he hates, surreptitiously replacing it. It's completely indistinguishable until you play it; the album data, artist data, all of that is identical. Until you play it.

That is pure, simple, beautiful evil.

That's funny AND awesome!

Oh you~ :rainbowkiss:

That's really very impressive, though the iphone job takes the cake. :trollestia:

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