List of The Queen of Hearts Sequel Ideas · 11:14pm Nov 8th, 2014
Ever since I completed the Queen of Hearts, I have worked tirelessly to come up with a sequel that reach legendary status along other fics like My Little Dashie and Past Sins. Before I can begin writing this glorious piece of fiction that will leave a mark in the fandom, I must first determine how to make every aspect from the first story better as well as add things to boost its popularity. Luckily, I have with me my crack team of scientists who have been working around the clock to ensure the sequel reaches the quality of epicness you all deserve.
Don’t mind the look. They’re still working off their student loans.
After two months of critical reach on fimfiction and derpibooru, they have come up with a list of ideas to ensure The Queen of Hearts 2 reaches greatness. I’d like to share with my beloved viewers what we have come up with just to get praise for our amazing ideas. Strap in, because you’re about to be blown away!
-One of the major problems with the first story was Chrysalis’s sidekick, Pinkie. Many people complained that she didn’t feel like Pinkie given the fourth wall remained intact and there were not enough scenes of characters explicitly asking her how she does the things she does and Pinkie given a response similar to “Don’t question it” or “What do you mean” to the point you want to slash your face open with your finger nails. However, we felt changing her would upset the fans that did like her, so we made a compromise.
-Pinkie will remain the same, but she will no longer be Chrysalis’s sidekick and BFF. She has been replaced Derpy and Cloud Kicker, with Derpy throwing out her classic catchphrase “I don’t know what wrong” and Cloud Kicker…doing whatever she does. Be the best pony at everything or something? Tons of make-up sex? I don’t know. I never read the story.
-Due to popular demand, Trixie will make a return and she and Twilight will finally get together after Twilight realizes she can just suddenly be sexually attracted to girls like flipping a switch. Why need a guy when you can just use magic to make a family? Males are so useless in Equestria!
-Trixie will not be Twilight’s only love interest as all her friends will break up with their boyfriends that Chrysalis and Pinkie worked so hard to pair them with in the original story to be with the real love of their life. That’s the power of friendship for you!
-Trixie will also be made into Twilight’s assistant after Spike kills himself over losing Rarity. He will not be missed.
-Given the recent popularity of Chrysalight, our favorite changeling Chrysalis will also be one of Twilight’s girlfriends. Luna is okay with this because she too is attracted to Twilight and they will have sex constantly.
-Even after all this time, fans still feel the burn brought upon us when Twilight was made into an alicorn. The idea of making our relatable main character into an overpowered Mary Sue with duties she is in no way prepared for (such as ruling a kingdom) was extremely stupid. The sequel will bring up this backlash and it causes Celestia to both revert her back to normal and even remove herself as princess of Equestria for doing something so dumb.
-No longer a princess, Celestia will run her own cake shop in Canterlot, where she will occasionally rape her customers, because that’s something a lot of people are into, right? Maybe she’ll also make some “cupcakes” if you know what I mean.
-Luna will now be the sole ruler of Equestria and she shall be named “Queen Luna” because princesses are retarded. Get with the times, Hasbro!
-Later on, Twilight will make a deal with Chrysalis to turn her into a changeling queen. This transformation will turn our relatable main character into a creature of godlike potential with duties she is ready to take on (such as ruling a kingdom), making it one of the most powerful moments in the story with Twilight growing up and taking the next step of life. We’re so proud of you, Twily!
-Actually, I decided to make all ponies into changelings because they are so much better.
-Polls have shown that Nymph is considered to be a far more popular wife for Shining Armor than Cadance with the given rule that changelings are better. However, I respect the royal couple’s marriage and do not wish to add a second wife or a divorce, so Cadance will have to be bumped off, but have no fear. I shall treat her with dignity and respect. One night while waiting for her husband, Cadance will light some candles and wait in the bedroom to seduce him. However, some mexicolt food she ate earlier will have a bad effect on her and the gas she produces will mix with the candle, resulting in a massive explosion. She will be missed.
-While Chrysalis is still the star of the story with all the events being witness through her point of view, she will be only the second most important character (or third. Maybe fourth. Fifth?) with her being behind Abraham Washington-Jefferson-Bush, Equestria’s newest arrival.
-Abraham (or Anon as his friends like to call him) is a white male American that is a teenager/young adult who had a crappy life on Earth/died in an accident or from ebola/met Pinkie via her randomness and is transferred between worlds for reasons unexplained. In Equestria, he will learn the magic of friendship and grow close to our heroes, including Rainbow Dash. He is also a dedicated video gamer and possibly a cosplayer. He also carries around a ton of guns and shows the power of friendship to his enemies in a land of cartoon ponies with bullets. At some point, Abraham will acquire a magical katana, making him ready to be the hero Equestria needs as there are no other out there.
-ESPECIALLY RAINBOW DASH.
-After some thinking, I have decided to add onto our large character roster the best characters in the show, Lyra and Bon-Bon. The Queen of Hearts was a story all about love and I’d like to continue that trend by adding the greatest romantic couple in all of MLP to the mix. The show is absolutely nothing without them, with their deep character development and interaction since S1 that had us all knew they were meant to be. Even after about 4 years, none of us are sick to death of the massive hype these two get. Their romance is so deep that if you were to go back in time and show them to William Shakespeare, he would immediately trash Romeo and Juliet to write Lyra and Bon-Bon, which would be his greatest play ever and it would even end discrimination against homosexuals forever.
SO...MUCH...INTERACTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
-Lyra will becoming obsessed with Abraham’s humanness to the point she uses magic to give herself hands and even has sex with him behind Bon-Bon’s back. It’s all good and they get married.
-Sonata Dusk has been labeled as the best thing to come out of EQG2 given how adorable she is and many stories about her have recent been hitting the feature box, so she will be made into Abraham’s waifu. I have not watched the movie, so I will completely wing her personality.
-Actually, all the mares will be Abraham’s waifu.
-Having a bunch of waifus is nice, but Abraham better watch out! Every now and then, all his changeling wives will go into heat, where they go on a bloodthirsty rampage for his dick, whether he likes it or not, so you better run, Abraham! I understand that rape is a terrible thing in the world, but because it’s being done by good looking females onto a male, it’s actually more acceptable and even hilarious. HA HA HA, THOSE WACKY FEMALE PONIES READY TO RAPE ANY MALE THEY FIND!
-A full plot has not been developed yet for the next story, but we have a basic idea of what is the best way to continue the Queen of Hearts, a cute and funny story about love and forgiveness. Originally it was decided something along the lines of Chrysalis interacting with the new changelings in Ponyville while trying to improve the reputation of her true self to be welcomed back into society, but we thought it was stupid and scrapped it for something better.
-There will eventually be a war with the most common enemy nation besides the changelings, the griffons. This will be a very bloody conflict with Equestria towns being attacked, dead ponies filling up the streets, and the most graphic description imaginable as changelings and griffons brutally murder each other. It will have a gritty setting with tons of blood and violence and even a chance of beloved characters being killed off. Will Abraham rally Equestria and the Changeling Kingdom to fight back and win? Find out when it’s released! Or should Cloud Kicker save the day? Which one would get me more likes?
-Not all is well in the war, as there is a traitor afoot! Betraying Equestria to fulfill his own needs is Flash Sentry, the worst character in the entire history of MLP. It’s no wonder he is so despised as his chemistry with Twilight doesn’t exist as Hasbro forces these two together, leaving many fans confused and enraged. It’s a known scientific fact that exposing someone to too much Flash Sentry is like directly injecting them with the rage virus from 28 Days Later. I can’t believe there are actually people who like a ship with characters who have almost no interaction with one another! And no, writers can’t just write around his flaws and making him a better character through development. That’s stupid and makes absolutely zero sense. I mean, giving a bland character more personality to add depth to them and it being widely accepted by tons of readers?
That’s just unacceptable in every way possible. I’ll probably have Chrysalis eat him or something.
-Back to Chrysalis, she will take her relation with Luna to the next level while they remain in Abraham’s marem. Maybe our love bug would like to try the wedding scene again?
-Remember when I did that take on Time Turner as being a normal pony who writes for a radio show and is not a real time traveler with a magic box? What a terrible idea! I will have it retconned so that he is now a time traveling pony named Doctor Whooves that goes on adventures along with his assistant, Derpy, meaning he has broken it off with Zecora.
-Zecora was a very unappealing character in The Queen of Hearts, so to spice it up, I have given her some sunglasses, a backwards hat, golden bling, and a microphone with plays music so now that when she rhymes, she can also drop some sweet beats. And just so we’re clear, my best friend is a zebra.
-Cupid’s Arrow as a dating service was nice and all in the original story, but given the tremendous fame clop fics get, it will be converted into a place where ponies screw each to find their true love to satisfy new readers. Changelings can also come in to have fun with Chrysalis and her workers, with many detailed sex scenes that will double the usual length of chapters for every chapter.
-With the flux of Five Nights at Freddy’s fics, I will try to shoehorn it in somehow. It’s a promise!
-Finally, Nyx will be in the story to do…something. I haven’t figured it out yet, but I absolutely need her.
That is the entire list we have come up with and we hope this will bring you the greatest story ever. We promise to continue work around the clock to come up with more ideas before the first word is even written.
My scientists are such hard workers, he’s been asleep for three days straight.
If you have any ideas to add the list so that I may steal them ride the gravy train consider them, be sure to tell me. You may even get credit for it!*
*Credit not included.
That’s all for this blog update. We hope this list was enough to prepare you for what’s in the far future and that you will be there when the story is released when I finally get around to it. I wish you all a good day and I want to make one little request from you all.
DO NOT STEAL!
They all sound perfect. I'm at the edge of my seat, and I can't wait to see what the sequel will look like.
Just make sure to include some good TwiLuna.
Dude DUDE IM SURE I prolly should have read it all but it started getting sketch by the time you said spike kills himself and I stopped at Celestia with a bakery....now when you say 'crack' team of scientists how much crack is involved?
The sad part is I am not quite sure how much of this is serious and how much of it is just bullshit... The bullshit detector is kinda hovering around 87% bullshit. And I thought the photos were a nice touch.
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Would I ever lie to you?
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Is it possible for a fic to take up more than one slot on the featured box? Because if not, Knighty needs to get in on that so that the site is ready to receive this masterpiece in the works.
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I'll take the banner space as my feature box, as in all the banners you can choose will be fanart of this fic. No matter where you are, it will be right there.
Okay, I've decided. Enough with the jokes about it: knighty seriously needs to allow upvotes for blogs. There don't need to be any downvotes; just upvotes. All of the upvotes.
And then King Sombra re-appear and say that the mystic son of Celestia that have him without having sex resurrected him and make him good showing him THE LIGHT, that make him extremely popular with all the mares that suddenly want Sombra as a coltfriend even when is obvious that he is still evil.
The CMC will become alicorns and the Angels of Sombra, under his orders to make evil.
Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon will make a church for the CMC and Sombra
And then you remember that April's Fool Day was in April, not in november. I laugh after reading what you write.
This sounds like the best fic ever. It shall be featured. Only thing missing would be a mare with a penis. You have to have that
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Done. All characters shall be female and they have shall have dicks.
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Do you know what the sad part is? People have taken some ideas similar to these and have been very successful. Mares going in heat and males running in terror of getting raped? It's been done and approved by the majority. Here's an example from a HiE fic.
Speaking of human in Equestria stories, how many big fics do a lot of things I listed for Abraham? HiE's are still being pumped out by the day. And why is Dash always the girlfriend?
And of course, how could anyone ever forget the Molestia tumblr?
As for cute stories taking a dramatic turn for much darker themes, I actually do know a handful of fics that have done that. One fic has a cute story between Blueblood and Rarity and in the sequel, there's changelings commiting genocide on ponies without even the use of a dark tag.
2582888 What's with this fandom's fascination with Futas? roundstable.com/forums/images/smilies/dash-shutup.png
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The love for futa is not exclusive to the MLP fandom. Why people like chicks with dicks is beyond me. I don't mind if they use a strap-on, but a real one is just going too far.
2582928 I have no doubt what you say is true. However, I first came across it within the anime community. Which, I might add, is probably where it originated in the first place. And...I really don't care for it too much myself. Chicks with dicks creep me out... roundstable.com/forums/images/smilies/rariwat.png
Have Rainbow loose her wings and Twilight botch a spell and I am sold.
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Twilight, the master of magic, screwing a spell as well as Rainbow Dash getting hurt? That's brilliant! I can't believe no one's ever thought of that.
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Why do I feel like you just spoilered a really massive reveal for This Platinum Crown, sequel of The Best Night Ever? I just started that after finishing the prequel and I'm only on chapter four! How could you Pumpy Rye?
On a less dramatic note, I do believe you. I remember a story involving Big Mac stuck alone in ponyville with thousands of mares during estus week being in the featured box not to long (a year) ago. I've also seen one or two MC Zecora stories and Lyra having human sex with Anon and BonBon. We've a crescendo of fics with more than the occasional flat and out of tune voices.
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Oh shit. I really did not mean to do that. I actually thought not a lot of people would have known what I was talking about. Now I feel like an ass. I am so sorry. In any case, the point stands. How people manage to do a shift like this successfully is completely beyond me.
Nope! I done with this shit! So utterly boring. Rather watch golf or snail crawl across the road and hope it makes it.
I detect high level of... Changeling love and Specific human romance...
This will be crazy
just make sure Shining Armor and Nymph gets together and this will be one masterpiece
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You know it. Haven't you seen that picture of Nymph? She's a serious hottie compared to Cadance. Gonna have fun with the queen in the next story.
You forget about rainbow factory where scootaloo is cyborg and rd is cupcake!
2583498 yup nymph needs a lover lol, and all for cyborg scootaloo
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It's fine, Pumpy Rye. I already guessed it had something to do with evil changelings doing evil things to Equestria since Chrysalis was in the character tags and story cover anyway.
Yeah, your point still stands—though, what'd I'd like to see a dark story taking on a really cutesy turn in its sequel. That'd be interesting to read.
I don't know what exactly is going on all.
All I know is that I need this fic inside of me right now.
And Pumpernickel Rye right after it!
In fact, everybody! Inside! RIGHT NOW!
the end :)
no new stories in a while from you
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I know, college had been keeping me busy and I got lazy during the break. I'll do a blog post to get you all updated and I'll even throw in a sneak peak at the next story. You know, the humanized QoH fic with tons of sexiness.