A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
I want to work on the Changeling Doll!
But I'm too sick to think straight...
I KNOW, COFFEE SOLVES EVERYTHING!
Delicious bitter black magic.
...
Huh, I can feel my heart beating usually fast against my chest.
Welp, better finish that chapter before I have a heart attack!
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It'll be okay!
But, if you have a heart attack, you have a chance to die and can go to equestria as a personal heaven, and it doesn't have to be perfect...
If your Changeling Doll drinks too much coffee...
2519758
Wait, let me guess... Turn it off, and turn it back on again?
Heh, you think coffee makes your heart beat fast? I made the mistake once of drinking one of those Extra Strength 5-Hour Energies... problem is, I take Adderall for my Asperger's. Baaaaaaaaaaaaad idea. I was awake for 76 hours before I finally crashed... then slept for 30 hours.
2519766
I'm sick too now. Aparently this disease spreads over Gdocs.
So... Doon Lickwong?
2519806
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo....
2519830 Meh! Heart attacks are over rated! And your right coffee is black magic!
Well mine is anyway, but that's mostly because I buy it from a voodoo priestess so 
2519804 only 76 hours? That's nothing! I once drank a mixture of: red bull, venom, 5hr energy, espresso, black coffee, adrenalin, rock star, gin, monster, and a shit ton of vodca. I was up for two and a half weeks and was completely delirious for the first 15 hours. Ah! Good times!
alright thats it, you get to bed and rest or my teltacles will make you rest.
work when you are fine, i willknow if you wont, my tentacles will always know
we are watching you.
Get some rest!!
I love it when authors post stories really fast, but if you get sick, go rest. For some stupid reason, I feel guilty enjoying something somebody wrote while they were not feeling good. If you insist on writing though, I will read it regardless.
Drinking tea slowly sounds like it would have done more good for you than coffee.
Always take advantage of altered consciousness states to write. What you get will be completely unusable as it stands, but bits and pieces can be absolute gold for story ideas, or merely the ramblings of the insane.
RLY? I THINK HOT CHOCOLATE SOLVES EVERYTHING!