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Tentacle Slaphappy


Never tried it, yet I still think it's delicious...

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  • 473 weeks
    leaving

    I have decided to leave fimfiction and mlp forever.

    Im being honest about this.

    Also, im actually a stallion

    And a compulsive liar.

    Calling everyone poni pone was actually my way of being condensening.

    I can't spell that last word but I don't really care.

    I also did not think at all of committing suicide. I was just joking.

    Im actually really afraid of people

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  • 478 weeks
    :D

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  • 480 weeks
    happy Valentine's day!!

    So did somepone wish you to be their Valentine? :3

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  • 486 weeks
    happy birthday 2015

    "Yay!" Says the tentacle pone.

    She then huggs the newly born year. 2015 looks strangely at her. It asks, "Where? What?"

    This prompts another bubbly chain of tentacly huggs. "You'll give us great things, I just knows it!"

    Without questions, 2015 accepts this.

    The tentacle pone nudges it forward, let's get you started. 2015 moves allows itself to be pushed forward without comment.

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Aug
3rd
2014

Such beautiful words... The Tentacles approve · 10:22pm Aug 3rd, 2014

Harness all of your inner cephalopodic vigour, clench those ceaseless suckers for imminent impact, and thrust those lovelies deep into the abused openings of their physical form. Fondle their innards without consent; reminiscent of your victim's disregard for all the sacrosanct bodies of the individuals who've passed from this tormented plane or are restrained to prevent further retaliation. Plough their most sensitive regions to reflect their exploitive nature, and shower them in their own detestable waste by tearing out their intestines upon your appendages' retreat, allowing what remaining excrement and misplaced pets to splatter upon them, signifying them for what they are: a sickening blight!

~ Tainted Ink

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Comments ( 27 )

That was worded quite well, methinks.

Oh, God, no! C'mon, Tenty! Don't fall for the silver tongue of the Ink Most Tainted! He's gonna' do stuff to your butt! Weird stuff!!

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He seems like a nice guy... I'm sure he won't. :twilightsmile:

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:trollestia:

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So do I. :pinkiesmile:

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:scootangel:

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:rainbowlaugh:

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Done with what, poni pone?

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At least it's a nice reading bit, isn't it?

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I see someone enjoyed it. :twilightsmile:

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i got more gifs if you want, if you know what i mean

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What do you mean? And sure! :rainbowkiss:

2346962 I don't even know anymore.

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I'm weirding you out, aren't I? :/

2347014 I'm just confused, I think

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Yeah... I tend to give people that feeling. Please take my sorries. *gives them to you* :pinkiesad2:

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i mean that i would try my best to find a gif that would feel right for the situation

2347046 wow hay, no apologies necessary; I just wasn't expecting to see something like that when I woke up.

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I have about 10 derpy gifs on backup... when you're ready... :scootangel:

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oh, lol! so how was the rest of that day? :pinkiehappy:

2347074 Ran a few miles, then watched my friend try to not die on Dark Souls 2. That's about it.

2347074 and, dare I ask how your day was?

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I dunno...he has a pretty bad track record.

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You sure do, you old Taint Saint. But don't you change for nobody no how, Inky. You know I love you, bruh. You just gotta' work on your uh...more...more "rapey" type tendencies is all.

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