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Tentacle Slaphappy
Never tried it, yet I still think it's delicious...
Tentacle Slaphappy
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I have decided to leave fimfiction and mlp forever.
Im being honest about this.
Also, im actually a stallion
And a compulsive liar.
Calling everyone poni pone was actually my way of being condensening.
I can't spell that last word but I don't really care.
I also did not think at all of committing suicide. I was just joking.
Im actually really afraid of people
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480 weekshappy Valentine's day!!63 comments · 452 views
So did somepone wish you to be their Valentine? :3
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486 weekshappy birthday 201528 comments · 463 views
"Yay!" Says the tentacle pone.
She then huggs the newly born year. 2015 looks strangely at her. It asks, "Where? What?"
This prompts another bubbly chain of tentacly huggs. "You'll give us great things, I just knows it!"
Without questions, 2015 accepts this.
The tentacle pone nudges it forward, let's get you started. 2015 moves allows itself to be pushed forward without comment.
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I fucking hate that copypasta. It was funny the first time I saw it, but damn. Just let it die already.
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What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.
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Forty internets to you, anon.
That made it to Fimfiction too? Some people are just asses at heart and enjoy stuff like that.
To each their own...
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I was looking through my comments section until I found this thing. I didn't notice it until just now, I think I skipped over it the first time.
2290459 You deserve some kind of medal. I seriously doubt I'd even be able to type that.
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>tfw I didn't make this and stole it shamelessly from reddit.
2290471 Even more points to that.
2290471 Reddit? You're dead to me.
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I just googled "navy seals copypasta variants" and clicked the first link, which happened to be reddit.
I'm actually an anonfag from 4chan.
I like how he says he's a Navy SEAL sniper, but he has access to the Marines arsenal--which is a diffrent sector and have the worst equipment in the military.
...but I'm even more confused with the...
... I think I'm going to start using that as a comeback.
Where the hell did that come from? ...I...I have no words...
I fuck your monkey
2290478 I think one of the original versions says "I will shit down fury upon you from a great height and you will drown in it."
2290475 i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/692/309/094.jpg
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i.imgur.com/ImJ4SQL.jpg
2290495 Well damn, that's even more poetic.
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*shrugs*
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I don't have a monkey.
2290490 I'll fuck you then
2290509 I don goofed
I like how after this so called "navy seals" guy rages at you, you just put images of the main 6 sleeping like its no big deal.
2290478 Eeyup, can't even spell guerrilla correctly
, and anyone who makes claims this loudly, ain't the real deal. (Spec ops boys may be half nuts at times, but they're trained to be in full control of said nuts).
That's sweet.
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Aw, I think he likes you!
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Wha- wait! What! WHAT?
-oh you meant the blog... uh, yeah, I guess so...