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MrNumbers


Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

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  • 17 weeks
    Tradition

    This one's particular poignant. Singing this on January 1 is a twelve year tradition at this point.

    So fun facts
    1) Did you know you don't have to be epileptic to have seizures?
    2) and if you have a seizure lasting longer than five minutes you just straight out have a 20% chance of dying in the next thirty days, apparently

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    10 comments · 504 views
  • 23 weeks
    Two Martyrs Fall for Each Other

    Here’s where I talk about this new story, 40,000 words long and written in just over a week. This is in no way to say it’s rushed, quite the opposite; It wouldn’t have been possible if I wasn’t so excited to put it out. I would consider A Complete Lack of Jealousy from All Involved a prologue more than a prequel, and suggested but not necessary reading. 

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    2 comments · 583 views
  • 26 weeks
    Commissions Open: An Autobiography

    Commission rates $20USD per 1,000 words. Story ideas expected between 4K-20K preferable. Just as a heads up, I’m trying to put as much of my focus as I can into original work for publication, so I might close slots quickly or be selective with the ideas I take. Does not have to be pony, but obviously I’m going to be better or more interested in either original fiction or franchises I’m familiar

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    5 comments · 588 views
  • 28 weeks
    Blinded by Delight

    My brain diagnosis ended up way funnier than "We'll name it after you". It turned out to be "We know this is theoretically possible because there was a recorded case of it happening once in 2003". It turns out that if you have bipolar disorder and ADHD and PTSD and a traumatic brain injury, you get sick in a way that should only be possible for people who have no

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    19 comments · 777 views
  • 38 weeks
    EFNW

    I planned on making it this year but then ran into an unfortunate case of the kill-me-deads. In the moment I needed to make a call whether to cancel or not, and I knew I was dying from something but didn't know if it was going to be an easy treatment or not.

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    6 comments · 800 views
Jun
26th
2014

A big list of pony names · 4:31am Jun 26th, 2014

Generic:

Toodlepip
Starry Night
Silver Lining
Red Herring
Fly Fish
Softheart
Hot Head (Long lost son of Puddinghead)
Buck Boon
Topsy Turvy
Daisy
Wavy Gravy
Scoutabout
Reccy
Equinox
Summer Breeze
Meadow Lily
Passing Shadow
Ruffle Tussle
Evergreen Mild
Dewdrop
Dew Twinkle
Gadfly
Hiccup
Copper Tone
Matchstick
Fire Brand
Razor Wire
Tiger Lily
Snapdragon
Tick Tock
Sweet Caress
Fine Edge
Needlestack
Pincushion
Homeward Bound
Boungnipper (Old cockney slang for cutpurse)
Cold Cream
Fuzzy Fen
Jive Turkey
Ginchy Gizzard
Epitetchy
Matte Black
Squeaky Wheel
Feather Flock
Spilled Milk
Still Waters
Summer Puddle
Rod Tender (The bar tender)

Culinary:

Crock Pot
Cold Dish
Fine Slice
Crunchy Nut
Plum Pudding
Apple Brandy
Sweet Schnapps
Watched Pot
Puff Pastry
Touloumotyri

Engineering:

Straight Edge
Clear Cut
Thermite Charge
Cold Chisel
Golden Rule
Tangent Angle
Gridlock
Grinder
Spirit Level
Angle Grind
Stone Mason

Military:

Contrail
Storm Front
Cold Front
Silver Pike
Iron Pike
Lance Thrust
Bivvywhack
Pitched Tent
Umbra Umbrage
Timely March
Sweet Release
Fortune Favoured

Business:

Penny Saved
Fin Angler (Finangler)
Gold Berg
Affluenza Abacus
Diamond Dow
Pie Chart
Echo Bubble
Elevator Pitch
Fat Cat
Fire Sale
Flash Price
Flash Trading
Black Gold
Oil Slick
Golden Goose
Bubble Burst
Head Honcho
Swift Kiting
Micro Manage
Macro Manage
Nickel Dime

Education/Science:

Crystal Clear
Carbon Catalyst
Gadzooks
Cognitive Dissonance
Fugue State
Covalant
Quillery
Ink Pot
Master Stroke
Flickward
Blurb Skim

Politics:

Golden Retriever
Glass Ceiling
Box Bland
Heckle Jeckle
Red Tape
Pencil Pusher
Paper Pusher
Greener Grass
Clearer Pastures
Fence Mender

Musical:

Adagio
Carol
Castrato
Clavier
Da Capo
Etude Estudio
Falsetto Fermata
Legato Madrigal


Sometimes you get bored.

Sometimes you get bored and write a bunch of pony names.

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Comments ( 7 )

My favorite is Hiccup.

Covalant

"Name's Bond... Covalent Bond. 007, licensed to quill."

Wouldn't Gold Berg be more a sporting enthusiast's name?

...I'm so sorry, I'll go now.

This is magnificent.

:rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss:

I've always wanted to see a pony economist named Demand Curve. Or Invisible Hoof.

:heart:

Bookmark'd!

And for some reason Evergreen Mild sticks with me. You can just see that character, can't you?

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