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Tue-moi


Oui oui baguette! Honhonhonhon!

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Jun
25th
2014

I decided to write a story (submitted and going well) · 11:52am Jun 25th, 2014

To anyone who actually clicked on this blog post. I actually decided to write a shitty story, a here's the picture, title, tags, and description of the story. Shit may look a little fucked up, but atm I'm a little fucked up, soooo, yeah, I just need some sleep...

The Bird Son of no one

After sealing himself within the library he is left with only himself, and his thoughts. His mind wanders throughout his life as his vision fades. Although he has few regrets, and experience tragedies he has strived to live and serve. He is not proud to have ended the lives of his fellow man, but for the sake of the innocent his creed pushed him to serve the innocent and protect The Holy Land from invaders.

Life slowly fleeing from him, warmth long ago abandoned him, weakened and weary his breaths are dwindling. Grasping the Apple he makes his last prayer before his grip on the sphere is lost. Blinded by the coming fog he silently awaits the embrace of death, but at his final hour the mystical Apple of Eden glows. And from the glow a power of unknown proportion is activated, and released. Unknowingly Altair is transported from his library and awakens in a whole new world.

The power of the artefact has mystically changed the Master from a dying old man to a healthy younger pony. Quickly adapting to his new body he explores, and operates among the people in secret. At first glance it seems that the skills that Altair has obtained throughout his years will not be needed in the peaceful Kingdom, but as he continues his investigation he slowly uncovers that greed, and corruption is within the hearts of a select few Ponies in power. Without anyone else knowing the truth he embarks on a secret crusade against the corrupted branches of Society and The Government.

With little to no allies, and many enemies it all seems impossible, but his will prevails all.





Romance, Dark, Crossover, Slice of Life, Alternate Universe, Human. (And if FiMFiction allowed me I would also included Adventure, but nooooo...)

Today, and the next few days I'm going to be writing on this story, and is planning to post the first chapter before next Monday. So, it means that it may come out tomorrow, or the next day, or the day after, ect. But, before I actually commit and get serious with this story I want to write a simple, and expendable first chapter. You see my strategy is to put out a Pilot Chapter first that can be easily written, is self contained, and expendable if no one likes it then I could easily delete it. Then IF people like it I'll write another chapter and really get things rolling, but also the chapter will standalone, BUT will connect to the next chapter.

Then if the second/third chapter is a success I'll map out the story(Because I haven't actually planned anything out....), have some events and themes I want to go over, then turn the story into an Assassin's Creed story with a wee one-sided(?) romance. Although my memory of the Assassin's Creed lore is a little hazy as the last time I played an AC game, was, uh, two years ago. But it doesn't really matter as all I need to do is focus on Altair so not to big of a barrier.

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Comments ( 61 )

Assassin's Creed crossover?
I am all ears.

2232877 Yeah, well, I have other one-shots and multi-chapter stories I want to write, but this is the story I want to publish first before going into any of my other projects.

If you read the last paragraph I haven't actually planned any events or arcs, or whatever, but I do have a general idea what I want to write.

2232880

It is beautiful, mein fuhrer. If you require assistance with anything, feel free to ask.

I'd read it.

2233687 Well, before I went to sleep I was a little fucked up and for some reason opt for Slice of Life instead of Adventure. So, gonna switch those two around, but there will be Slice of Life moments within the story.


2233387 Cool, I may need a proof reader, and I think I'll allow you to be it. Along with that you may be allowed to do some minor editing.


2233789 Cool bra. :moustache:

2233927

I'd be delighted to do zhat. Just tell me vhat you vant me to look over, mein fuhrer!

2233955 Good, gooooood, good. :pinkiecrazy:

Yay, and AC story!:yay:

Also, i fucked that cake you eatin

2239143 here's some good news: I finished writing chapter 1, and is working on Chapter two. I have yet to edit anything, but two chapters will be released on the same day at Monday with a third chapter coming soon after as its also currently in the works.

Bad news: no bad news everything is going great. The only thing bad is that my neck is sore and I'm tired.

Leave my cake alone!

2242659 Huh? :rainbowderp: Chapters currently in a work of progress. :trixieshiftright:

2239277 Get your hubby to massage you..... and fuck you. Semen is good for headaches, even, eh:rainbowlaugh:

and no: I maked it:rainbowwild:

2243991 I could always go for a good mouth massage, eh. :trollestia:

2251418 Wait.... you're into bestiality with a cat?:trollestia:

2251451 Only while mixing drugs and alcohol! :rainbowkiss:

2252091 Thou huge hill of flesh!

#shakespeareinsult:trollestia:

2254843 I win cuz shacklespearemeldiboob

2257327 GOAT CHEESE?! *Flails around trying to get the cheese out of my hair* :raritydespair:

2257334 *tackles and gets tangled up in your hair*

2257336 *freaks out and rolls around* :raritydespair:

2257350 *becomes ever more entangled*
GAH! Teacher, help!!:raritydespair:

2257355 Don't bring the teacher into this! :twilightangry2: *places myself on top of you* :trollestia:

2257382 *starts to love your all over* :pinkiecrazy::heart:

2257386 *ravishes your body super hard* :twilightangry2::heart:

2257391 THE TEACHER IS NOT GONNA SAVE YOU! :pinkiecrazy: *puts a collar with a chain on you* :heart:

2257409 Remember, you're my pet... :duck::heart:

2257416 You're the royal pet of The Sovereign, eh. :raritywink::heart:

2257418 *twitches in the rat's nest that is your hair*

2257420 Yo, stop twitching in there, eh. :trixieshiftleft:

2257433 Shush. *hits you* :trixieshiftleft:

2257440 :twilightoops: Hey, don't try to swallow the hair, eh. :twilightangry2:

2257450 *cuddles*
But it still has goat cheese in it, eh

2257458 *walks into the bathroom, turns on the shower, and washes the cheese out with cold water*

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