May
3rd
2014
Post whatever ~ :fluttercry: · 1:59pm May 3rd, 2014
To clarify...
"Consider this your first and only warning: Posting nsfw links or art is against site rules and further action will be taken if you do it again"
Ohmigosh! I got a PM from Knighty~
... but now I have to behave. I do wonder who the dirty c*** is who popped him a message, as I doubt he personally saw the s*** himself.
I'm sad now... 
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The Sexy Assistant · 841 views
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*Gives you invisibility cloak*
*Continues to sulk*
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I'm sorry...
2073048 I'm not going risk it...
2073055 I hope I can set a better example in future.
2073066 I'm just trying to act responsibly and measured.
Wow. It seems that they're onto us...
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Your comment contrasts with your avatar...
2073072 I don't think they're onto anyone except me.
#neverchange
Dumbshit hashtags aside, I'll always remember that picture of Rainbow Dash furiously mashing her pony vag that you left on my blog. Good times, man, good times....
Oh, and I'm also sad to hear you got thrown under the bus. Some people just can't take a joke here and there.
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Thank you for your condolences. I will remember the good times well.
I'm not sure what you mean..?
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From what I remember from my daily blog reading, Kaidan also got a message from Knighty... So you're not alone
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Hmm, I still wonder what Nyx saw there...
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I have no idea who kaiden is... but my condolences to him/her.
What's your RD looking at..?
2073106 I wish...
*hugs* Here, have some hopefully safe booty? I've posted it in threads before so hopefully no harm. It may cheer you up?
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It's pretty hypnotic after all.
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AJ's butt, probably...
2073118 *Feels much better* Thanks.
2073123 Most likely. *Also looks right*
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I'm now unsure as to what you're unsire about, but I'll assume it's the second part. I'm just sorry that someone reported you over such a small thing.
2073135 Nah... This site has to be safe for the little kiddies.
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You're my waifu, so I'll believe you.
Oh dayum. I don't turn off my swag often, but I'm willing to get all uncle-ish for yo sexy ass. Come 'ere for a hug
2073187 I always forget that.
I guess I should stop being such a bitch.
2073193 Read Muddy's comment.
2073182 Adorable.
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I think Sexy is just feeling kind of down about the whole thing. That's all. Plus, trying to put on a good face for the authorities here.
It is not safe here, the allies of Knighty are targeting you. *gestures to a waiting black car* We're under orders to get you out of the country.
2073254 But I like this country...
2073217 Apparently I do have a gun to my head...
2073243 Thanks Yildun.
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There's a plane waiting at the Airport! We need to leave now! *looks around for a moment, then injects with a strong dose of Ketamine* Sorry, but this is for the best. *Drags to the waiting black car, the car drives away*
Wow, that sucks. Who's the ass that notified Knighty! Once I find him...
Better start behaving yourself!
:P
2073277 Thank you.
2073196 I'm very grateful you'd do that for me. *Hugs*
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First pic was hilarious.
I'll bare that in mind for the future though. I was just being a little silly.
2073294 *Wakes up on the plane* What's going on..?
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Why can't I have two waifu's..?
Dude, that sucks...
I'm sorry about that.
2073309 Meh... They just had good intentions...
2073340 =^.^= Tryin'
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I don't want to get banned either...
So I get two waifu's..?
2073410 It's cool, I was being obnoxious.
It's not your fault. 
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*looks at her* You're being moved to a secure location in the Unicorn Range.
2073473 *Gulp* So we're still in Equestria..?
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Well, trying is what really counts (most of the time...)!
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Would you look at that; it's backdownlikeapussy'o'clock.
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For the moment, after we land we're moving you to Stalliongrad. Our field agent will take over from there.
2073579 *Cries*
2073569 It's okay... Muddy said we can have a threesome.
2073568 True.
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*loud alarms from the cockpit* "MISSILE! INCOMING! HANG ON TO SOMETHING!" Shouts the pilot
Get down! *tackles just as the side of the plane is blown open, quickly straps into a seat belt before being sucked out of the hole*
"WE'RE GOING DOWN! HANG ON! FOR THE LOVE OF LUNA HANG-" *second explosion knocks everyone unconscious*
2073709 Shit...
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*the plane has crashed in the dense Everfree Forest, fire is the only light source as it has gone from day to night*
"Chyort, I should have known the White Knights would pull something like this." Says a disgruntled accented voice. "Well, let's get you out of here then." *a silhouette of a scraggly looking man drags a body from the wreckage*
2073796 *Finally stirring from the darkness to the faint voice I check myself before unstrapping the belt and staggering out of the wreck*
"Oi! Where the fuck are we now..?"
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"The everfree forest." Replies the scraggly looking man. "I was waiting at the airport, but the explosion was easily visible." He helps her to her feet. "White Knights will find the crash site soon, we must make our way to the west. Be following me."
2073894 *Follows you* "Can I get a drink at the airport I'm so thirsty..."
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"You do not understand, they've locked everything down. The airport is crawling with White Knights." Said the man, he reachs into his threadbare camouflage jacket. "However, I figured you would want something to drink." He tosses a bottle of water to her. "For the moment, we must walk."
2073925 "Thanks. Do you need help with that dude..?" I struggle through the tangel to stay pace with you so I'm walking level.
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Let's do some shit...
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Are you a fucking unicorn..?
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"Niet I just..." The man pauses and pats down the body, his hand brushes against something in his breast pocket. He pulls the object from the pocket and crushes it in his hand. "Traitorous pig." He spits, the man stirs for awake just in time to see the Torkarev level at his head. The weapon lets out a loud retort and splatters the man's skull over the ground "We have no time to daddle! We must move!" He holsters his weapon and hoists you onto his shoulder, then begins sprinting through the underbrush.
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2074170 "Should I-..." I decide to save my breath on annoying the poor bloke any further.
You seem sad.
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I didn't get a warning but my image did not go through when I posted on a thread.
You had some good Rainbow Dash pics. I thought it was aloud since they were there. Don't be sad.
If you still are, then prepare to be bombarded by ridiculous pics and/or videos!
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Thanks for the support, Mr. Nuke.
My reaction; mostly:
Thank you.
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