Pen Pal Pandemonium 2 mail sending time!

Send in your letters to our dear old Baen and have him answer your questions!

Remember, put it in letter format and I hope that this time I get more to work with!

"Dear Baen..."

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[SomeRandomTwat]

Dear Baen,
When and how did you lose your virginity? If you do not wish to tell us, how many mares have you slept with?
From Tehrandompony

[Joey JoJo]

Dear Baen,
How do you think you'd fare if you were to cross swords with a certain power hungry half-demon? Ya know, slicked back white hair, wears a blue blazer, is kinda a douche, who may or may not wield a demon blade capable of cutting through any and everything.

-- From Dante

Dear Baen,
Please ignore my idiotic brother, Dante's, letter as I'm sure a pony such as yourself has better things to do than ponder the obvious consequences of crossing paths with a demon who more than likely would wipe the floor with your lifeless carcass should I be given the opportunity. Note that this is not a matter of "if" but more of a matter of "when".

-- From Vergil

[Nightmare_0mega]

FROM THE CAST OF ELEMENTS CHANGE THE DARK HEARTS

Dear Baen,

I know what you think about at night, and you should be very ashamed of yourself.

Sincerely,

- Mantis

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Dear Baen,

Please disregard Mantis's uncouth attitude and prying into your private affairs. He's been moody ever since I forbade from using the treasury to purchase a month's supply of very high quality coffee beans.

In any case, I am very curious, What sort of magical weaves and spell signatures existed for unicorns during your time in the pre-Discordian era? If you, however, cannot answer that, then can you at least tell me how you keep your axe sharp? Rainbow Dash, Adna, and Dumah are curious about that.

Sincerely Yours,

- Twilight Sparkle, Princess

[Lucky424]

Dear Baen,

What would you do if your evening with Coco resulting in a little barbarian colt or warrior princess running around? Would you consider making the mare your betrothed?

An ally in high places

Dear Baen,

What ever min consort hath asked of thou, We understand if thou dost not want to release your secrets. Having said that, even a stallion of quality such as yourself must have needs. Have thou considered the friends of Our sister's students, or even Twilight herself? Or perhaps those thou currently dwell with? Or even Our sister? We know that she thinks very highly of thou flanks.

Your Princess, Luna Autem Noctis

(Sorry, dude, she gets a bit 'traditional speak' sometimes. Anyway, I'd suggest Twilight. Mare's wound up so tight it's amazing half of Equestria hasn't been destroyed. Give her a good seeing to,would you?

An ally in high places.)

[Moongaze14]

Dear Baen, are you and Coco a couple and, if so, why didnt she come with you or make it known that you and her are a couple?

[Despoiled Vessel]

Dear Baen,

What are your thoughts on Attack on Titan?

From, Trolleroids

[musicman722]

Dear Baen,

would you ever want to settle down and make a family with Coco? Also, any family bonding with Cheerilee?