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Zamairiac


A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

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  • 44 weeks
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    Mated For Life RETURNS!

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    "What in the hell is going on here?" I asked, eyes wide as I took in the frankly terrible sight.

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  • 53 weeks
    Welp, I've Done It Again!

    Yet Another Story For Those Interested To Enjoy!

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  • 53 weeks
    It's My 30th Birthday!

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Feb
21st
2014

Say I did this... · 9:52pm Feb 21st, 2014

Say Celestia just so happened to accidentally use the Mirror pool and clone herself. And because it ended up cloning an Alicorn, the mirror pool dried itself out, unable to be used for a hundred years.

Say Celestia just so happened to be the one from Celestia's Royal Break Up Chronicle.

Say her clone just so happened to love Tobias just as much, even though Tobias did not love her back.

Say the clone just so happened to feel heartbroken, knowing that in the end...the love she felt would never be returned to anypony but the original.

Say I wrote this one day...

What would you say?

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Comments ( 71 )

i would say whaaaaaaaaaaat

No it would be too much for the mind

I'd say, "Damn it Zamairac, you did it again :facehoof:"

Say I were to no start my sentence with "Say" anymore...Anyways sounds like a fun idea. I would be interested in seeing how it tunrs out.

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If by bad, you mean that I want to read this but I'd rather see you finish up some of the other stories you have as WiPs first (and then read the f:fluttercry: out of this), then yes. You've been very bad.

Wait, does the clone exist with the regular Celestia? If that's the case, the answers simple: threesome. There need to be more selfcest with Celestia anyway. Why not throw a dude in it? :trollestia:

As long as it ends in a threesome. Oh, and try a Celestia chronicle where she gives her human coltfriend cancer due to being the sun incarnate.

Where has this clone been the whole time?

I believe you should finish your other stories before starting this one.

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In the mirror pool...

She lives in the palace afterwards though :twilightsmile:

1860165

Shall do, this is just an idea for the future :moustache:

I say why doesn't Tobias love the clone since she is exactly the same as the original? And how would he know which is which?

Y not do a shipping story like this only with Luna instead and Nightmare Moon is the clone?

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It's not that he doesn't love her per say, it's rather that he doesn't WANT to love her.

He loves Celestia, but loving a clone of her just doesn't feel right with him.

...Though a threesome might sort that out, who knows. I haven't planned that far ahead :trollestia:

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He's in love with pony princess/god and has no problem, but an exact clone of her is what makes him feel wrong? Ya, not buying it.

I'd say "Marry me".
But before you start something new please finish at least one of the stories you're working on.
These three only need like a chapter or two; or are short chapters to write (in TRFTSs case), and would make our collective days to see continued/ finished.
-Resistance is Futile
-To Run from the Sun
-The Eternal Nightmare

1860216

Hmm, I shall finish RIF, then do this! :moustache:

1860211

...I'm too tired to care :ajbemused:

I'ma do RIF now, brb :moustache:

Oh my god...:pinkiegasp: That's so good and horrifying at the same time I pissed myself... I was reading this while in the bathroom by the way, nobody panic.

I'd say you were regressing.

The amount of Celestia has been doubled! Who am I to say no?

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Regressing implies I grew up :trollestia:

I most certainly have not, Romance is still my forte'. SOL is just going to be a nice little side order every now and then.

I still have plenty of SOL cute mommylestia stuff acoming, though it is small compared to my other idea's :twilightsheepish:

I'm still waiting for more Nightmare Moon

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Romance isn't the issue here... the messed up tragically obsessive characters you call "romance" is the issue.

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What?

Possessive. dark, clingy alicorn's?

There's none of that in this story, nor was there any in Celestia's chronicle. I assure you, it's going to be a mixture of sad, romantic, happy, and all those other emotions that come with love :twilightsmile:

Apart from TRFTS, I haven't really done any NEW stories with that cliche' in it :unsuresweetie:

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Say the clone just so happened to feel heartbroken, knowing that in the end...the love she felt would never be returned to anypony but the original.

Yeah, because this does not look like the perfect set-up for you to use that stupid tired old trope you seem to favor so much for some inexplicable reason. :unsuresweetie::ajbemused:

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It's not, Sargent Sarcasm :ajbemused:

The clone, who honestly feels as if she is the REAL Celestia, with all her emotions and memories, gets rejected by the one she loves to death.

I'm fairly sure she's going to be depressed and nigh inconsolable, not dark and possessive.

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'Kay, if you say so. Still not interested. Still disappointed you're not moving forward.

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Still not caring :twilightsmile:

Nice edit by the way, cheeky :P

I'd say: is the interrogation, in the eye of the beholder, and never judge done first? I like your stories and their ideas but I like finished stories more :P

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Everyone has their favorite subject matter that they like to write about.

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I'ma work on finishing what I can, though Never Judge won't be done a while yet. There's still a lot of chapters left until it is :twilightsheepish:

Say I that I thought this would be literally the biggest cliche plot twist done today.

Say that that would literally be the biggest plot convenience anyone can use.

Say that maybe I and many others thought you should just write the idea down and get committed to a story for a change that you'll actually finish for a change, but we know you won't because you don't listen to anyone 80% of the time, unless we agree with your idea first and you start working on it rather than your much more desired and older stories.

Say that I don't care too much for this idea because knowing you, you won't finish it and it'll end up like the other stories you deliberately put off, not only adding to the pile of works in progress that are most likely never going to be finished, but because it will be put through the same repeated process that most of your stories have been through.

I'd say, going by the way alicorn relationships tend to go in your stories...EVERYONE DUCK AND COVER! :fluttershbad:

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Bitch please, I'm working on RIF and TI right now.

Both should be done soon, starting with TI.

Even I realize when I'm up to my eyes in stories, calm your tits :trollestia:

I would say

DO IT!!!!!:flutterrage::flutterrage:

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For one, don't call me a bitch. :ajbemused:
I refrained from pitiful name calling in my honest opinionated analysis about the actual nature of your writing process. Its not my fault the truth hurts, man.
I wasn't insulting you in the slightest. That's how I see you and how you work based on how you operate as a writer.
And two, I was fairly calm and content. Now you're just pushing your luck, mate.
Anyway, do what you want. Its normally what you do anyway.

1860484

Good!

Finish Interrogation and Resistance first, then do this!

I understand that Never Judge won't be done anytime soon, but I'm a patient guy, I can wait.

To Run seems to be more of a fun story to me, so update whenever, I'm not too assed about that one, though it is funny :rainbowlaugh:

1860412

Say that I said you can fuck off and not have to read it, eh? :twilightsmile:

Zam, you've started a trend :rainbowlaugh:

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You do realize he asked for everyone's opinions and that a respectful writer and decent human being would simply disagree with an individual, discuss why they disagree and go about their business, not insult them and go tell them to fuck off. Grow up and use some common sense and manners. You're only proving that few people actually take the time to actually analyze and consider what the possibilities will bring and offer, not just say yes to everything.

1860507

Someone has no sense of humor...or maybe just doesn't understand my own.

So I don't listen to anyone, hmm?

That's news to me :unsuresweetie:

1860507
I think he was just joking.

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No, I understand humor. But I think that some can be done in a sense that doesn't possibly offend someone. Not everyone is like you or everyone else.
And sometimes you don't listen to people. It sometimes looks like you're just acting like you are, ignoring those who oppose the idea offered and responding more to those who do like the idea.

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I respectfully have to disagree with that.

Let's take The Interrogation for an example.

A LOT of people enjoyed it as it was, but a mere three or so didn't and wanted some sort of prologue.

And despite the crippling amount of already happy fans, I complied and chucked one up, even though the majority would have been just fine without it.

Whenever I ask for opinions, I don't do a little tally for those who do and don't enjoy an idea. Most of the time I chose not to do it later on because I find multiple flaws in said idea.

So you saying that I don't listen to people and their opinions is a little insulting. :ajbemused:

Though I apologize for my earlier humor, some understand and some don't.

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I think you're just an oversensitive idiot, but that's just my opinion :twilightsmile:

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So you saying that I don't listen to people and their opinions is a little insulting. :ajbemused:

So now we have two people who are easily offended? See? That's how it works. But since you apologized, I will say that I'm sorry as well. I wouldn't know anything about The Interrogation because I've been off here for awhile and haven't gotten caught up with stories, your's included.. So ignorance is on my part on that one.
Hopefully, we're square here and we'll try to converse in a more appropriate manner at our next meeting.

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