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TheSheepMaster


I like to pretend I know what I'm doing, so that eventually I'll start to believe it.

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  • 532 weeks
    You know what? I think I'm in the mood to write some more - How Many Ponies Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb.

    I officially get an F- at making blog posts. But hey! That's still two grades higher than what I get on math!

    But yeah, more light bulb-ness coming soon. I'll be writing it when I'm not shoveling snow... four freaking feet of that crap.

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  • 532 weeks
    What is the worst thing you have ever written?

    A long while - four months ago - I wrote The Box of Jack. The idea was that this pony dude - Axis West - would go around searching for evil spirits in boxes all over the world. He became Princess Luna's student in the first chapter. I was going to write more of this, but three downvotes were enough to make me change my mind.

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  • 532 weeks
    I suck - differently than you do

    I was just reading this amazingly funny story, and thinking to myself how much my writing paled in comparison to what I was reading and lol-ing at. And then I realized...

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  • 532 weeks
    What's that? Seven stories?

    Woo! The big seven! A number nobody really celebrates. Well why not? Seven is such an amazing number. Seven is the day of the month in which I was born. Seven is when I learned to ride a bike. Seven ate nine. Seven has swag, yo.

    You've gotta admit - yes, you - that seven is a cool number.

    (Linky)

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  • 532 weeks
    Why do you write?

    I should write more 500-2k word blog posts, but I've found that I get far more views and comments when I ask a simple question. I'll post more fun, somewhat interesting (maybe) blog posts, but for now, why? Why do you continue to play this writing game? You tell me and I'll tell you.

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Feb
8th
2014

What is your very favorite first sentence of a story, and your very favorite first sentence of a story that you have made? · 7:30pm Feb 8th, 2014

I'm not quite sure about my favorite first sentence of someone else's story, but my favorite of my own is this:
Rarity jumped off the edge of the world, and the musician followed her.

What do you think?

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Someone else's story?

You don't know about me without you have read a book by the name of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer; but that ain't no matter.

~Mark Twain, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.

Of my own?

“We just want to be left alone. But you give us no choice...” -Kaidan Feldar, Headmaster of the Grand Circle.

~Myself, Power Windows.

Other people's stories:

DJ-Pon3 was a slick, sassy and sensational.

Playing With My Heart by obabscribbler.

Flitter disliked the Element-Bearers, but it was nothing personal.

Five Hundred Little Murders by Estee. Generally, the whole first paragraph is a masterpiece.

From my stories... Hmm... On one hand, I love the minimalistic opening of "A Kingdom Divided" (which is "Twilight gulped" :facehoof:). But I'd say it's this one:

The night was dark and quiet, silence interrupted only by the ethereal singing of the whip-poor-wills.

From my ABCs of Death collab entry. Too bad, it seems that the collab died (pun not intended). I think I'll publish it myself, it's too twisted to gather dust in my GDocs...

"Once, the world was dead. And I was alone."
Once, a story I am in the process of typing up.

None of my stories focus on a gripping first sentence, so I don't really have one.

My favorite I've done is in an unpublished work
"Rarity's eyes were full of dirt."

My favorite opening is from a short story called "Demarche to Iran" by Alexis Gilliland.
"Naked, the president lay on the table and screamed.
"Sensing his distress, the masseur lessened the pressure."

I've wanted to write an opening like that for a long time. Last year I finally did.
The fillies flew through the night sky, screaming and hanging on for dear life.
But eventually the ride came to an end. The roller-coaster came to a stop, and the girls all jumped out.

Thweet Geniuth

I've read so much that I don't really know what the first thing I read was.

First sentence I ever wrote in a story:
"Hello, I am Augustus Blue-Tail, a Wyvern."
That was written about four years ago.

...now I'm starting to feel all nostalgic and shit...

Well... it is your specialty... :trixieshiftright:

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