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TheSheepMaster


I like to pretend I know what I'm doing, so that eventually I'll start to believe it.

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  • 532 weeks
    You know what? I think I'm in the mood to write some more - How Many Ponies Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb.

    I officially get an F- at making blog posts. But hey! That's still two grades higher than what I get on math!

    But yeah, more light bulb-ness coming soon. I'll be writing it when I'm not shoveling snow... four freaking feet of that crap.

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  • 532 weeks
    What is the worst thing you have ever written?

    A long while - four months ago - I wrote The Box of Jack. The idea was that this pony dude - Axis West - would go around searching for evil spirits in boxes all over the world. He became Princess Luna's student in the first chapter. I was going to write more of this, but three downvotes were enough to make me change my mind.

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  • 532 weeks
    I suck - differently than you do

    I was just reading this amazingly funny story, and thinking to myself how much my writing paled in comparison to what I was reading and lol-ing at. And then I realized...

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  • 532 weeks
    What's that? Seven stories?

    Woo! The big seven! A number nobody really celebrates. Well why not? Seven is such an amazing number. Seven is the day of the month in which I was born. Seven is when I learned to ride a bike. Seven ate nine. Seven has swag, yo.

    You've gotta admit - yes, you - that seven is a cool number.

    (Linky)

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  • 532 weeks
    Why do you write?

    I should write more 500-2k word blog posts, but I've found that I get far more views and comments when I ask a simple question. I'll post more fun, somewhat interesting (maybe) blog posts, but for now, why? Why do you continue to play this writing game? You tell me and I'll tell you.

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2014

What is the worst thing you have ever written? · 2:09pm Feb 12th, 2014

A long while - four months ago - I wrote The Box of Jack. The idea was that this pony dude - Axis West - would go around searching for evil spirits in boxes all over the world. He became Princess Luna's student in the first chapter. I was going to write more of this, but three downvotes were enough to make me change my mind.

The paragraphs

Looked
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This

And apparently, it was really annoying.

The spelling was really screwed up, and I used wayyyyy too many commas. I'm pretty sure I double-spaced everything.

Basically, this story sucked. Do you have anything like it?

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Pretty much everything I write

:rainbowlaugh: In my early fanfiction days, I did a lot of random shit for Alvin & The Chipmunks and Victorious. My stories were either written in script format-

Tori: What are you doing?
Beck: I don't know!

-like that or it was all run together with little to no punctuation.

"JEANETTE!" Brittany yelled. "How could you do this?" "I'm sorry," Jeanette said quietly to her older sister. "I didn't mean it." "What do you mean, you didn't mean it?!" Brittany wailed.

I'm honestly surprised how much my grammar and writing has changed in only three years. :scootangel:

Two decades ago (jeebus rollerblading christopher, that makes me sound old, :raritydespair:) I wrote a mini-novel based on the original DOOM PC game and it was..... garbagio, :facehoof:

Moral of the story: Start small. Try not to spend a summer churning out 200k words that are total crap, :eeyup:

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not very

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I seriously want to see you use a smiley emoticon on a comment one day. Be haapppppyyy.

1826496 I can relate. But that doesn't mean I'll stop. You know why? Because if I can't make them happy, I might as well make them laugh at my attempts. :pinkiehappy:

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If I could follow you again, I would.

I once wrote a Naruto lesbian threesome, but it was long time ago.

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I can be happy... Sometimes...

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I wish the same could be said for me...

1826679 Trust me. You have more talent than you think. I've read a ton of fan fiction that made me want to tear my eyes out. ... Yours isn't one of them. :pinkiehappy:

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Whatever you say... Just because my writing isn't terrible doesn't mean it's not bad... I can always get worse...

1826728 I feel the same way, brother. I feel the same way. But I always do it with a smile on my face. :pinkiehappy:

Just go to my ff.net profile and you need to look no further.

I'd say "anything I've ever written" but that doesn't really answer a question that requires a relative answer.:facehoof:

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Out of curiosity, I clicked your profile. And I was like "oh yeah, I remember this story, Left 4 Friendship!":rainbowlaugh:

Yeah, I deleted it. Thankfully

My first story.

As a mater of fact, I just published it here. It's a crappy little thing called War, and it was originally just on the Pony Fiction Archive. My copy died with the hard drive of my last computer, and I don't hate the work enough to just let it disappear, so I copy pasted it here.

I wrote a fic in one day, and it was the worst thing ever. I never posted it thankfully, but I learned to take writing slow and not to rush.

No idea. Everything I've written, to me, is the worst thing I've written. It's also hard for me to definitively choose something, since anything can be revised. Old stories I've written that suck can be re-written now to suck less. It's hard to say, really. Virtually everything I've ever written, when I look back at it, I can see ways to improve it.

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