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TheSheepMaster

I like to pretend I know what I'm doing, so that eventually I'll start to believe it.

TheSheepMaster Joined 7th Oct, 2013 · Offline

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  • 532 weeks
    You know what? I think I'm in the mood to write some more - How Many Ponies Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb.

    I officially get an F- at making blog posts. But hey! That's still two grades higher than what I get on math!

    But yeah, more light bulb-ness coming soon. I'll be writing it when I'm not shoveling snow... four freaking feet of that crap.

    8 comments · 384 views

  • 532 weeks
    What is the worst thing you have ever written?

    A long while - four months ago - I wrote The Box of Jack. The idea was that this pony dude - Axis West - would go around searching for evil spirits in boxes all over the world. He became Princess Luna's student in the first chapter. I was going to write more of this, but three downvotes were enough to make me change my mind.

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    25 comments · 500 views

  • 532 weeks
    I suck - differently than you do

    I was just reading this amazingly funny story, and thinking to myself how much my writing paled in comparison to what I was reading and lol-ing at. And then I realized...

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    6 comments · 480 views

  • 532 weeks
    What's that? Seven stories?

    Woo! The big seven! A number nobody really celebrates. Well why not? Seven is such an amazing number. Seven is the day of the month in which I was born. Seven is when I learned to ride a bike. Seven ate nine. Seven has swag, yo.

    You've gotta admit - yes, you - that seven is a cool number.

    (Linky)

    5 comments · 496 views

  • 532 weeks
    Why do you write?

    I should write more 500-2k word blog posts, but I've found that I get far more views and comments when I ask a simple question. I'll post more fun, somewhat interesting (maybe) blog posts, but for now, why? Why do you continue to play this writing game? You tell me and I'll tell you.

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    22 comments · 461 views
Feb
14th
2014

You know what? I think I'm in the mood to write some more - How Many Ponies Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb. · 10:01pm Feb 14th, 2014

I officially get an F- at making blog posts. But hey! That's still two grades higher than what I get on math!

But yeah, more light bulb-ness coming soon. I'll be writing it when I'm not shoveling snow... four freaking feet of that crap.

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Comments ( 8 )
MythrilMoth
MythrilMoth #1 · Feb 14th, 2014 · · ·
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This calls for a SHITLOAD OF DONGS!

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Have you ever seen so many dongs?

TheSheepMaster
TheSheepMaster #2 · Feb 14th, 2014 · · ·
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1834692

You know what? I can't say I have. :rainbowderp:

MythrilMoth
MythrilMoth #3 · Feb 14th, 2014 · · ·
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1834712 Also, that's like twenty bucks in US$. :moustache:

MythrilMoth
MythrilMoth #5 · Feb 14th, 2014 · · ·
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1834722 Well, slight exaggeration, but the current exchange rate is 1 USD = 21,100.0000 VND. It's quite possibly the single most worthless unit of currency in the world.

Sky Dance
Sky Dance #7 · Feb 14th, 2014 · · ·
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You better have lightbulb sex in this chapter lol

All of the Above
All of the Above #8 · Feb 14th, 2014 · · ·
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I eagerly await the oncoming chapter.

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