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TwistedSpectrum


My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

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Jan
2nd
2014

Update on things~ · 5:17pm Jan 2nd, 2014

Oh, hey there, didn't hear you coming.

Please, please, come inside. I have a pot of tea on the stove.

Hmm? What's that? You just came to visit because you're wondering why Five Score hasn't updated in like 4 weeks now? Mhmm, that is a pretty good question, isn't it? Well, fear not my good sir, Five Score will be updating this weekend! Yeah, that's right, for realsies. I'm totally not going to be late this time.

If I am late, well, I'll change my FimFic name to Twisted--TheLiar--Spectrum. And no one wants that, it's way too many letters.

Oh, you're leaving now? You just wanted to know about Five Score, and now that you know, you're just going to leave? Awww, come on, I just started a pot of tea! Stay for a bit?

No really, stay for a bit, I'll give you a free bit if you stay!

It's not like I'm lonely or anything, it's just that I have a phobia of being left alone in this house. You don't know what happened to me in here, do you? Well, thankfully my good friend Kaidan recorded everything and turned it into a story. [Warning, link goes to mature-rated story.]

*sips tea*

Yeah, that story features yours truly and details what happened one faithful day... Probably not safe to share that tale with the fillies though, it would really scar their young minds.

Oh, you're leaving for real now? Yeah I suppose I can't stop you, the door to leave is on your left, just head out past my desk and-- HEY! Stop looking at that paper on my desk! It's for my unreleased story, and it's the crown jewel (okay the only jewel) of my 1000 followers celebration!

That's coming up by the way, tentative date for that party is January 17th. See you kids there!

Err, wait, poor choice of words, don't bring the kids. Knowing me it's almost certainly going to be a mature-themed event.

Haha, that reminds me, have you ever...

Oh, you left and I'm talking to myself again. Come on Spectra, you really gotta stop doing that...

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:yay:

We're looking forward to it!

*walks towards door and feels something tug at his legs*

"Spectra, was I wearing hoofcuffs when I came in here? Spectr—mmph!"

*is tackled to the ground*

:ajbemused: (Guess I'm sticking around for tea after all. At least I'll finally get to read 5/4.)

Could you push back the date of that party by two days? Then it's like a birthday present for me!

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That actually works out pretty well. Usually when I post a new story, I post it with 3 chapters, and then just 48 hours later I make the first update. I like to keep it nice and active when it's new.

So, chances are you're going to have an update on your birthday, and it's going to be pretty clop heavy.

Let me try and think, I forgot what clop fetish happens in that chapter...

...I hope you like tentacles :pinkiecrazy:

B-but its COOOOOOLD HERE!! I want some tea!

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Cold? You think the cold temperature is your ally? You merely adopted the cold. I'm from Northern Wisconsin, I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn't feel temperatures above -25°F until I was a man...Err, mare, whatever.

Have I ever what? Tell meee! :flutterrage:

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you jest, good mare! I too hail from the wisconsin tundra! Born in -35 F, the cold is but a minor tickle on my skin. that does not excuse the refusal of a well-brewed pot of tea! I am a man of class! plus i hear you make really good tea. or was that about you drugging the tea? I can't recall..tired..g'night!

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Don't worry about the drugged tea. That was a special cup I made just for you, it's necessary to start your balloon TF. :trollestia:

Also, you really from WI? Where abouts? I'm actually from the Fox Cities, which, admittedly, isn't that far north.
Further than most though!

What type of tea do you have? Do you have Rooibos?

*looks around for duct-tape drone*

I guess i could stay a little while. your place is kinda cold though, but it make a nice reprieve from the oppressive heat at home.

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kenosha, actually. i get around though. currently in CT. Its snowing!.:derpytongue2:
*Squeak*! You sneaky*squee*mare! Twilight made sure to pop you extra hard, jussoyaknow!:duck:

If I am late

If your late you better take a pregnancy you dirty mare. :rainbowlaugh:

So like, I can see that all of the other stories are being blended into this.
Like the Sombra one, and from Sweetie/Mage's perspective, the Daring one.
Should I read those? Would you reccomend that? I really like yours and I'm not sure if I should do that for context.
Also, tea is awesome. I'm a personal fan of peppermint tea with a spoonful of honey.

:yay: New chapter soon!

I'll have some tea with you, it's my British honour.

I'll only have tea with you if you'd be willing to accommodate all of my alternates.
Yo.
Hi.
Hello~.

1675001
Oh god, I love Rooibos. I got some vanilla rooibos for Christmas actually, dear lord, nothing should taste THAT good.:yay:

1675189
I agree, peppermint tea is also delicious! :pinkiesmile:
And to answer your question, while lots of the Five Score side fics are interesting, if you are looking to just read one of them, I'd read The Last Crusade (it's about the CMC) that one will be integrated much more than any of the other side fics.

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I COVERED THE BIG ONE THEN. Awesome.
Gotta find out what Rooibos is.

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Its a tea originating from South Africa Rooibos Wiki

Its widely considered to be better for you than even Green Tea.

While it can be made like a regular Black tea (Earl Grey, English Breakfast ect.), I prefer making it "Black" sweetened with honey and a slice of lemon.


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I was rather suprisied to see Dr.Oz (yes we get that here, though it is about 1.5 years behind) going on about Rooibos, apparently its a big thing over in the US.

Stop stealing our TEA!
SHUT UP YOU!

I'm personally a fan of the unflavored teas, though Woolworths (not sure if America has them or if we got from America) sells a cranberry, apple and cinnamon tea that i love.

My family also makes our own iced tea with Rooibos tea, Honeybush tea, fresh mint leaves and lemon. nothing beats that on a hot day.

It's weekend.
ME WANTS CHAPTER:flutterrage:
If that's ok with you...

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When I say "It will be up this weekend" that just means it has to be up before midnight (Central time) on Sunday night :twilightblush:

That's exactly 1 Day, 6 hours from now :twilightsmile:

So 4 hours is 5 minutes right?

Not sure what Time Zone you are in but in mine you have an hour until monday and thus the end of the weekend.:derpytongue2:

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I'm in central. 1 hour, 51m, 45s remains :rainbowwild:

1688000 Not to sound pushy or anything but you better hurry up then because an 2 hours goes by like *snaps fingers* that!

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