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  • 7 weeks
    Cadance of Cloudsdale (so far) now in Spanish!

    Thanks to the generous SPANIARD KIWI, the text of Cadance of Cloudsdale so far is now in Spanish! Mr. Kiwi has done a tremendous amount of work translating many of my stories into Spanish, but this goes above and beyond. If you're curious, you may visit the project so far here at this

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  • 11 weeks
    Happy Cadance Day 2024!

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  • 16 weeks
    Ice Star's fam needs a helping hoof

    The short:
    Read up here.

    The not-very-long-but-long-as-it-gets:

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  • 18 weeks
    "Cadance of Cloudsdale" continues tomorrow!

    Short: Watch this space for "Everyone Knows It's Cady," coming tomorrow midday.

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  • 23 weeks
    Ciderfest is a wrap!

    Just got home from PVCF and it was an amazing con experience! The minific-based ARG that circulated around the con the whole weekend was high-concept, and I was worried about engagement, but everyone seemed to really get into searching out the hard-to-find stories concealed around the convention hall (in places as obscure as "the desktop wallpaper on one of the monitors in the video game room,

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May
3rd
2012

Trixie Pie Sings · 10:58pm May 3rd, 2012

(Inspired by "My Little Trixie: Everytrixie is Trixie"...)

When Trix was a little filly and the crowds would boo her do-o-o-own
Their heckling and their mockery would always make her fro-o-o-own
She'd hide behind the curtain
From all the fruit they'd throw
'Til Grammy Trix said that wasn't the way
to deal with rubes, oh no!

She said:

Trixie, you gotta stand up tall!  Learn to mock your peers!
You'll see that when they're wounded, just gloat to make them disappear!

(Spoken, viciously:)
HAH!  HAH!  HAH!

Sooo...

Giggle at the groany!
Snortle at the shaky!
Titter at the teary!
Howl it up at the hurty!

Chuckle at the chilly!
Snicker at the sickly!
And tell those stupid hayseeds that if they think you're trying to plaster over an abysmally low sense of worth with your constant self-aggrandizement then they've got another thing coming and the very idea that they could achieve even a smidgen of your greatness just makes you want to...

LAAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAAUGH!

(spoken:)
In their stupid loser faces.

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Comments ( 6 )

I wept a single tear.

Move aside, Sapphire Shores! There's a new hit single burning up Equestria's airwaves!

Haha! I lol'ed! :rainbowlaugh:

Hey, it works on two levels! It could be Trixie Pie dispelling Nightmare Trixie's illusions, or it could be Canon Trixie beating Pinkie Pie at coming up with impromptu songs.

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