Why a teaser for such a short chapter? Because I can (TEASER FOR TRFTS) · 10:38pm Dec 8th, 2013
“JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL I GET HOLD OF YOU LEE!” she screamed murderously. “YOU’RE GOING TO TELL ME WHO ‘SHE’ IS, THEN I’M GOING TO BURN HER FROM THE INSIDE OUT! THEN I’M GOING TO GET THAT TEN FOOT DONG YOU BOUGHT ME FOR OUR SIXTH MONTH ANNIVERSARY AND RUT YOU UP THE ASS WITH IT!”
Because I can.
Gimme about thirty mins and I should be done with it XD
oh my god
WHERE WOULD HE GET SUCH A THING
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EBAY!!!
a 10 foot dong?
Jesus Christ dude.
Mother of God...
Lee... RUN! I'll try to hold her back as long as I can, but I'll probably be vaporized in a few seconds...
Not sure if want?!?!!
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Ditto
Okay. There is a difference between kinky, and causing internal damage.
Sounds oddly amiliar....like an ex girlfriend.
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Magic!
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You evil little pony, why must you torture us with this teasing ?
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Because I'm me
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The only things I can think magic can help with this would make using that thing a moot point.
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Yes, yes you are.
Now back to writing !!! If you don't mind that is.
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Which is why he was emulating R. Kelly, and hiding in Twilights closet.
okay... wtf shes gonna fuck him up the ass definitely makes me wanna come back to her? and this is kinda a weird celestia not your typical run of the mill rage..
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This story is completely OTT, don't take a single thing in it seriously.
I'm still watching the word count, y'know!
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course not didint expect it to be. atleast what i think though of course my comment gets a dislike who are these people who run around disliking people comments?... i can see them now..
Why would you get your girlfriend a present like that?(Especially if it's bigger than your own.)
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Celestia likes kinky shit, he got it her as a joke.
Guess the jokes on him now
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Don't you mean IN him.
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Ya, same here ROFL, give me a few hours and I'll give it a read.
Sorry if I sound annoying or anything, but where did this Lee character start anyway?
By that I mean in which of your stories, since I do want to read more about him :3
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To Run From The Sun.
Just label him as a generic douche, it'll help once you start reading