• Member Since 14th Apr, 2013
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Einhander


Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

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  • 499 weeks
    Crossroads (Commissions?)

    Hi there.

    You may have noticed the pile of unfinished stories.

    I don't want to put any on hiatus (although, to be honest, I wouldn't hold your breath on The Cells) but I'm having major trouble continuing them to a point where I'm happy. So I (we?) have a problem.

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    8 comments · 1,134 views
  • 503 weeks
    It's my Birthday, so AMA*

    32 is pretty old to be writing on a pony website, but there you have it. I used to watch that old clip of the Ramones playing 'Happy Birthday', now I watch this.

    So, if you have questions,* I will answer them. I have an office day.

    And remember, kids....

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    21 comments · 650 views
  • 508 weeks
    And it's up!

    Cranky Doodle Donkey's Bad Asssssss Day

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    0 comments · 548 views
  • 508 weeks
    Ever been in a race with yourself?

    The EqD Outside/Insight Contest ends at midnight.

    6k done. About 1.5k to go. Ending in sight.

    Still, have to submit by 11:59 CST.

    No pressure, right?

    Encouraging words and/or drunken taunts appreciated, pony peanut gallery.

    (Special thanks to Dash the Stampede for helping me edit as I go along.)

    7 comments · 557 views
  • 509 weeks
    New Sexy Collab Story Drops tomorrow

    EDIT: When I say a 'Sexy' Collab, I mean it's a Sexy combination of troublemakers talents. This is a Teen story. You can un-hide your wives and your kids.

    Get Ready.

    This guy:

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    9 comments · 710 views
Dec
5th
2013

This (Adorkable) party's just getting started · 5:11am Dec 5th, 2013

Hello Adorkable Nation!

Over 6k done., 3.7k off to the editors. We're close.

And... He's baaaack....

What, you didn't think I was going to let these ponies off the hook so quickly? Think again.

Here's a tease(r).

What Discord saw was this:

A Pinkie shaped hole in the wall. Furniture and feathers were everywhere, peppered with crumpled invitations and books. And some twenty odd ducklings looking at him in amazement.

What he said was: "Fluttershy, I LOVE what you've done with the place!"

He twirled in place, gangly limbs moving with such precision that it was practically a pirouette. "Holes in the wall, the debris, the baffled faces-" he grabbed Fluttershy and wrapped her in a hug, "I'm home!"

"Oh hi Discord." Fluttershy was smushed in his arms, forcing cheerfulness into her voice.

“And look at all these ducks!” Discord let Fluttershy go, floating over the ducklings like a tall fox casually inspecting a criminally cute hen house. “Little bow ties, little frightened expressions, little cigars- oh ho ho, this is going to be fun!

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Comments ( 3 )

Oh boy...

CAN'T WAIT.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Bracing for epic...as per the usual.

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