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Benman


Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

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  • 217 weeks
    Fragments From The Archives

    Hey folks! It’s been a while. I hope everyone’s doing well over here.

    I was going through some old files, and I found a bunch of unfinished stories I was working on, way back when. I’ve posted three of them in my scrapfile for whoever's interested.

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  • 506 weeks
    I Am Technically Not Dead

    So, new story. My first since 2013, actually. It might be my last.

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  • 530 weeks
    Unlikely Crossovers: Royal Canterlot Library Edition

    “An Imaginative Performance” Or “Expectations”: Apple Bloom has the lead role in her school play, and her performance will be perfect. No matter what.

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  • 540 weeks
    New Holiday Story: Where The Heart Is

    I've posted a new story about going home for the holidays. You won't see it in your feed, because the mods in their infinite wisdom have decreed that sufficiently short stories aren't actually stories, so this blog is to let you know that it's available in my

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  • 542 weeks
    Help Me, And Win A Free Commission

    Thanks to Chris, I've been thinking about writing style recently. What is a style? Do I have one? Do I have more than one? How can I tell? “Thinking really hard about these questions” doesn't seem like a good way to get answers, since my most common problem as a writer is that I don't communicate the ideas I mean to communicate.

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Sep
28th
2013

The Great One-Man Diaspora Of 2013 · 3:51am Sep 28th, 2013

Guess what, horsebutts! I'm moving to California next week! If you live near the Bay Area in general, or Oakland in particular, then we should have words.

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Comments ( 6 )
RBDash47
Site Blogger

Drive safe!

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

whoa :O le epic move

Oh shit, was not aware! Don't die!

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You are aware I live near Sacramento, right? Moving so close to your nemesis has the potential to provoke lethal levels of spite. No good can come of this, man. It's like putting the two halves of the Demon Core back together.

Clearly we must find an excuse to meet in the middle somewhere for a celebratory meal.

Also, if you are driving to your destination (rather than taking a flight and throwing money to random people in a moving truck), I am only half an hour's detour from your route and we should even more plan some sort of grand epic showdown along the way.

Also (x2 combo chain), BABScon! Be there!

I'm up in San Diego, so at least it's close!

>Bay Area
Holy shit, we could totally mee--
>Oakland
Nopenopenopenope

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