Aug
16th
2013
Somehow, this is Rarity's fault · 9:24pm Aug 16th, 2013
I mean, honestly. 'Accoutrements.' That gives the whole creator identity game away right there. There is a suspicious batting of false eyelashes behind this product, and I give said batter about three seconds before dear sweet test model Opal goes for her face.
http://tinyurl.com/unicorncats
Next up: tiny wings in all sorts of designer fashion colors! You know, once she heals up enough to consider work.
What do the earth cats get?
Read the review by George T. on the Amazon page. A classic.
Fools! The only thing that was keeping cats from killing us in our sleep was their lack of opposable thumbs, and now you're giving them telekinesis!? Why not just jump in a meat grinder?
Also, I love how the cat in the image has a perfect "I hate you" face.
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Especially if you read it in his voice.
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I was almost crying by the end of it.
All Hail the THREE!
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That's a gimmick account, right? It's gotta be. It's just not humanly possible for one man to actually be that great.
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There is a certain disconnect between the box that proudly proclaims how much cats love it and the expression of the cat immediately next to said box, yes.
Why!? Why does this exist!? Why do we torture kitties!? Just kill and eat them if you hate them so much!
For Nightmare moon:http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-Inflatble-Evil-Unicorn-Horn/dp/B00CR42KGY/ref=pd_sim_t_2/187-5276276-8672646 In case she ever gets a cat.