HaHa! Okay when The Alicorn Instinct is uploaded, I'm doing this XD

Sorry about that XD

Anyway when the Alicorn Instinct is uploaded I'm gonna do a story with a load of short chapters detailing how Royalty deals with a break-up from a Human male XD

Celestia, Luna and Cadance!

NONE SHALL BE SPARED FROM THE DEPRESSIVE ICE CREAM BINGE!!!

Comments

[Theater Critic]

Doing what? I don't see anything

[Lionheart1982]

[Syndicate Luna]

im confuzzled

[Zamairiac]

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Apologies. I pressed enter by mistake XD

[Lionheart1982]

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Ah I see that make since.

[LunarWorshipper1]

are you finally going off the deep end

[Syndicate Luna]

.......shit....im going to cry aren't i?

[Zamairiac]

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I was never on it to begin with

[alexanderhunt88]

Gimme more: Or else!

[LunarWorshipper1]

1213308 oh hmm i don't believe you cause this makes it sound like it

[Zamairiac]

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Most likely XD

They'll be short 1000+ chapters with various scenarios. Some funny as hell, some sad, some downright scary and a few where Luna decides to beat the shite out of him...and then bring him back to her sister so she can take care of him

[Zamairiac]

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Well...BLAH!!!

[Syndicate Luna]

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....that reminds me of a very weird green text from /mlp/.....*shudders*

[LunarWorshipper1]

1213320 uh oh

[Lighting Ace]

So there are rules in case of break out? Did the males are sentence to receive love, drunk letters cover in ice cream, tears and mucus from an Alicorn for 3 mounts?

Did are force to listen to Celestia, Luna or Cadance standing in front of their homes with a Beatbox playing "Don't you want me baby"?

Did they are force into give them a lock of their hair, so they could cuddle with them or give their shoes, after they finish using it to do the royal sniffing?

Because that is disgusting, hilariously disgusting

[Ghost-091]

As long as I get to read about some chestnuts being roasted over an open fire, I'm interested

[Zamairiac]

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...You disgust me sir.

But yeah, something like that

[Syndicate Luna]

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royal sniffing.....i quite like that idea actually

[Zamairiac]

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I'll be sure to take the protagonist camping

[Alanith]

Wait so is this the Human dating all three alicorns at once? Because that might get a bit crazy.

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You forgot the whole "I/my Sister/my estranged Aunt can see into and manipulate your dreams" aspect. Every time you close your eyes you've got Luna crying on you and begging you to take her back/trying to seduce you.

Or Cadence just cheating and using love magic while looking around to make sure no one is watching.

[Zamairiac]

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No, no. One royal at a time with the same Human in different break-up scenario's

[Ghost-091]

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Oh yes, camping

1213349
Please read "Diaries of a Madman", and you'll see what happens when someone not only breaks up with Luna, but Luna doesn't accept that break up

[Lionheart1982]

This should be very interesting fic.

[Alanith]

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I am somewhat saddened at the lost opportunity for comedy that would have resulted from that absolute clusterfuck of a herd.

Also any idea when you're going to release The Alicorn Instinct?

[Lighting Ace]

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Hey, you were the one that make that Alicorn instincts basically turn then into stokers and rapers, and heavens forbid they got a better life without them, compare to that I think some of those things may be accurate, specially with Nightmare…no she would have gone all miseria with him

[Zamairiac]

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Soon my friend

[Lighting Ace]

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Oh interesting and the one with Celestia was the first one?

Also, interesting, there are actual rules…that will be fun to watch specially the part when we see Celestia in a pink fluffy royal rope with a bucket of ice cream shoving it while raining her eyes out.

the only thing missing is her watching soppy soup operas and novels in TV, or the equivalent…books of that

[Alanith]

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Please read "Diaries of a Madman", and you'll see what happens when someone not only breaks up with Luna, but Luna doesn't accept that break up

Well okay I'll put it on my li.....

>1.1 million words

Holy Fuck. Just... Holy Fuck. Thats literally just short of the Guiness World Record holder for Worlds Longest Novel, In Search of Lost Time by Marcel Proust. Or slightly longer then the entire Harry Potter series. Then again to be fair, I have read HP Fanfics series that are probably longer then the book series itself, but thats going to take me a while.

[Ghost-091]

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It's a great read. A little confusing from time to time, but it is well worth the read (and/or pain of reading 1.1mil words). Get's a rare 5/5 from me.

[Lighting Ace]

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I don't think they would mess with his dreams

[Shadow Bolt]

Ooooo, how positively delicious. Will there be chapters of the men's POV(you know so that these stories won't be TOO GIRLY) will Mooney also have a story?(cause technically she's a princess too.)

[Zamairiac]

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Moony will get a chapter or twelve

[Triv_]

I look forward to this

[Alanith]

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They're either immortal goddesses with power that has very obscure if any limits, or the next best thing. Thats EXACTLY the kind of people who do things like mess with someone's dreams, just look up Greek Mythology.

[Lighting Ace]

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Ah, but lets look it this way, they love the PERSON they are, no the image, if they mess up them to love them, then they will be nothing but zombify robots that only respond by command, with it will the same as having a cardboard of them.

They could have their fantasies, but it will only be at cost of eliminate the ones they love forever, and for what have we see, they love them with all their hearts, they will never do something as that.

Even Celestia never dear mess with Chris mind…the "good" one. So yeah, I highly dough, they could try mess with their brains.

Annoy them while sleeping or during…ok yeah I can picture that…until they develop some way to block Luna off and its possible I have heard theories

[Shadow Bolt]

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In a previous blog, I ax u which one is the most clingy if the 4 and u told me. Now with this I got to ask, which one is going to be the most frustrated from their breakup?(as in, which of the guys is going to have to watch his back?) You know the saying, Hell hath no fury, like a woman(alicorn) scorned.

[Zamairiac]

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Celestia is a master manipulator.

Luna is a clingy pony with emotional issues.

Cadance is love in pony form.

Nightmare Moon...

[Shadow Bolt]

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Doesn't really answered the question.

[Zamairiac]

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The answer is that they're all fucking insane.

[Syndicate Luna]

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i guess you will have to wait and see. but im my opinion Chris and Jason will have the most difficulty

[Zamairiac]

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I doubt that I'll put them in it. But maybe I'll have a few bonus chapters in which they break it off with their (Ex) lovers

[Brakyo]

That's devious, and cruel putting your characters in such situations!
You make filly Celestia happy!
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[p0nypanda]

Now that it's uploaded, GET TO WORK!