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Ask Me Anything part Deux · 1:56am Jun 21st, 2013
By the suggestion of my editor Kiro0613, I have decided to do this again.
So now, here we are, born to be kings, we're the princes of the universe...
But yes, aside from that, it's time to ask me anything.
You can ask me literally any question you can think of and I will answer it (in the form of a video response since that was so popular). There are ABSOLUTELY NO LIMITS to what you can ask me. If you can think of it, I will answer it.
Again, you can ask me
ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING
So yeah, ask away.
The last blog was kept open for about a week, but this time I'm gonna give it two weeks so I can collect plenty of questions before I do my video response.
So yeah, go nuts all of you.
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Is it wrong that I have a male cat named Flower?
Should I let you know about the error on the What Do? chapter about this?
Are you guilty that you didn't wish me a happy birthday?
Can you e-mail pokemonwil@yahoo.com and tell him "Don't punch your brother; he's a nice guy."
What made you think to write Wake Up. See This. What Do? Or at least, to make it comment-driven?
Will you say hi to Dalek Jim?
Are you gonna read the questions bottom-to-top, or vice-versa?
Do you think it's kinda... cheaty... to make a pony OC with the ability to play the piano with his hooves?
Do you think that these are crappy questions? Because I do.
If you want to make What Do? follow a plot, then doesn't that defeat the purpose of it being comment-driven?
Do you think it's cute that my now other cat's nickname is a Hostess snack treat?
But how does that make you feeeeeeeeelll?
Can you say "save the giblets" in your best Julia Child impression?
Why can't you use the freaking capitalize anything in the little mini-scussion above?
How many bones have you broken, and which ones?
Twinkies returning to shelves on July fifteenth. Your thoughts?
Do you think this looks like a big fuck-off wall of text?
For some reason, the you in my head lives in California. Is this correct?
Do you have a gun license, or any gun experience?
What are your favorite authors?
What kind of razor do you use, electric, manual, or theAwesome?
What is the golden rule of life?
Can you pronounce "Hippocrates?
Can you pronounce "Kiro?"
What are your four favorite artists/bands?
Whatever you said previously is irrelevant; The best are Maroon 5, Weird Al Yankovic, Styx, and Journey, in no particular order. Your thoughts?
Do you happen to drive a Ford?
What medication are you on?
What is your favorite food?
If you had to go to a country for a week, then which one would it be?
What's your favorite color?
What got you to become a brony?
Do you think that, if there's a next time, that I should cut down on the questions?
What's your favorite card game?
Do you want to write professionally?
Did you actually plan on releasing this on-time?
I there a better way for me to help you, grammar report-wise?
Wow, this has gotten really long.
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is that a question or....
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what is the error?
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What is the most depressing song you have ever heard? The most depressing movie?
What is your favorite 90's cartoon(s)?
Have you ever laughed in the middle of a class and couldn't stop thus making all the other students laugh as the teacher tells you to stop? (I have many times
).
Who's Scarier, Pennywise, Michael Bay, or Tommy Wiseau?
Do you agree that M. Night Shyamalan's greatest twist was making the world think he was a good director?
Who is Keyser Söze? (Usual Suspects).
Where does Batman get those wonderful toys?
What does Marsellus Wallace Look Like?
Does he look like a bitch?
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH!!!!
(Pulp Fiction Reference in case you somehow didn't know)
What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What's your social security number?
What's your address?
Would you mind having a stalker?
What is the name of your first pet?
What's your favorite color?
What's your favorite element (periodic table)?
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
What is the meaning of life?
What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
If you're stuck in a tree in your canoe with no headlights, how many pancakes would it take to get to the moon?
What is the relative speed of a U-256 atom traveling on a z-plane lateral with approximately 2,000N of force?
How many redshirts does it take to fix a lightbulb?
How many redshirts does it take to defeat a lava monster?
Do you like her mane?
If I tould you your wife was a changeling, and it was true, what would you do?
If you woke up and saw this What would you do?
And most importantly:
Why?
P.S. Don't you love the hanging question at the end?
P.S.S. I really don't care about those stalker-level answers. It's a running joke in the comment. So yeah. Don't tase me bro(nies)
What's your favourite genre of music?
And who is best villain?
What inspired you to make a comment driven story?
Let's see...
1.) When asked about cartoons you used to watch, which five come to mind, and do you still enjoy them?
2.) When looking for rare items in real life, or in a game, where do you start looking?
3.) If given the choice, what would be your perfect job (Special talent)?
4.) When meeting someone new, what questions do you ask that are important for you to know about them?
5.) If confronted with one of your own characters in a hallucination, how badly would you freak out?
And Finally, 6.) What games do you play, if any, that have good plot/lore?
Also, this was a great idea, thanks for doing it again!!
Is there any chance that the characters in the story will discover that there are entities beyond them pulling strings trying to cause a specific outcome, leading to them outright fighting us and us needing to start suggesting the opposite of what we actually want to happen?
Any chance we can start giving what's-his-name-the-human some power ups to put him a bit more on par with magic using unicorns, flying pegasi, and super tough earth ponies?
Do you have any threes?
Is there a long term eventual plot for this story, or are you just making things up as you go along?
Is a centaur actually necessary to stopping what's-his-name-big-bad-evil-mythic-guy, or will a human do just fine?
If a centaur will be necessary, does that mean we're going to have to start pushing our human towards sleeping with a mare, or is "Wake up with a hangover, have morning wood, See This, What the hell do you do?" taking care of that or us?
Speaking of which, is that in the same continuity?
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
If a tree falls in the forest, and no one's around to hear it, does the crushed mime cry?
Can I lick your face?
Can you put in a part where Jason discovers a Changeling hive with the bloody, screaming Greenfang Neverclear rolling around outside?
Which 5 ponies would you have an orgy with?
Can I tell you about Homestuck?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen African swallow?
Will Jason ever meet that strange, perverted human in the castle?
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
1. Where is that clop you said you'd write for me to enjoy?!
2. What is your perfect Sunday?
3. Best cartoon of the 90's?
4. Worst cartoon of the 90's?
5. Best video game?
6. Best book?
7. Best porn (links would be appreciated)?
How do you feel about....Pokemon?
(Including Anime, Manga, the card game, porn of it, clop of it, reading it and writing it.)
What are your feelings on clop? (Including all the things the previous question includes)
Do you watch/make AMV's?
Favorites of the Mane 6?
Favorites of the Princess's?
Spike: Bothersome Kid or Playa Pimp?
If you could pair Spike or Luna with someone, who would it be? Each other?
Where did you come up with this great story idea again?
1.can you say banana in a British accent.
2.do you have any secret fetish that you enjoy.
3.how many lick's dose it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
4.can you pronounce jugenmujugenmugokonosurikekaijarisugematsufunfaimatsufuraimatsukurunetokoronisumiyapparikojiyapparikojibaibobaibobaiboshuringashuringanugurindaigurindainobombomboribombonanojoukyuumechousuke (here is how you pronounce it)
5.do you love corndogs.
6.do you like heavy metal,and if so what band.
7.do you have a boom stick.
8.what is your favored anime.
Question #1: What would you do....with a drunken sailor?
Question#2: What would you do....if you were in Jason's place in the story?
And lastly, Question#3: If you saw a mountain, with six spider-like legs, and a gigantic mouth that spat giant fireballs at you, how would you react?
And so it begins,
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You find yourself in equestria, a wonderful and loving world... or so you thought. Equestria was actually run down and taken over by a new evil villain. He takes the form of whatever that person hates the most or is the most scared of. Celestia was banished to the sun and Luna has disappeared, The main six are imprisoned and unable to be reached at the moment. Ponies are worried and full of fear for what is to come. Houses are run down and falling apart and nature has turned a horrid brown. Equestria needs you!
Now remember, you are you. This means that you don't loose any memory of any kind or change form, You're still human. You happened to bring along you're Trusty phone, but that's all you were able to bring from the human world (none of that "I happened to bring along a tank in my pocket" stuff
Who would you gain to help you on your quest? and why? (celestia and the main six are out of the question BUT, Luna is still up for grabs because she only disapeared. This means if you choose luna you have to explain how you'd find her)
what weapon would you use from equestria? (if you choose to use one)?
if after you answer this question, I gave you an answer and possibly another question sending farther on this journey, would you accept it?
how would you save the world?
(anyone else that wants to answer this as well can)
Why?
Klervin BOrkiup tren roven?
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Eltho corric vae, machu nippa ken pron? Asho inks?
Red red red red red red red red red red red red red red?
Who is your fav pokémon?
1.) World War 3 happened, and after a 13-month long stalemate every country finally said that weakness cannot be tolerated. That includes the Bronies.
When making a portal to Equestria to save themselves and their families, and being turned to ponies, gryphon, diamond dog, changling donkey, mule or whatever, they have to survive in a world that was once there dream (Not really, some of them were reluctant).
However, the Bronies were separated and appeared all over the world, including whatever is outside of Equestria, and asking the Mane Six, Celestia or Luna for help is not an option.
If that is the case, where would you end up? What would you turn into? What would you do? And finally, how can you help the Bronies?
2.) Am I the only one who uses tab so far in your questions? If so, can you easily read better compared to un-tabbed questions? Does it make the comment stupidly longer than it should be?
3.) I have a big ass pizza on my kitchen table. I cut it into four pieces. What is the sin-level of this action?
4.) How many of the questions do you feel that you have already answered before?
5.) You have these three Portal 2 voices: Chell, GlaDOS and Wheatley. How would you voice these three subjects with these voices: An Operative, a Lab-Pony or Nana (I know Chell is mute, but what the heck)?
What time is it?
Why did you decide to spilt Wake Up, See This, What Do? Into another story? It could have continued in its original, so why?
If flies didn't have wings would they be called walks?
Which story of yours do you enjoy writing the most?
What is your favorite running joke from Wake up, See this, What do?
Snowflame vs. The Ultimate Warrior, who would win?
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It's time to get ILL!
Couldn't resist this, sorry for butting in Razor!
favorite color?
Jason's favorite color?
if the meaning of life is 42 what is the meaning of time?
what are the chances of Twilight being bat shit insane? If she is what are the chances she'll recover?
Which Doctor is your favorite?
If you were to channel your own inner character who would it be?
And I'm spent.
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What does this have to do with my comment?
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*facepalm*
*facepalm*
I missed the question I wrote. Three times. Sorry.
Wanna bang?
When are you gonna do this? You said you'd do it in two weeks about five weeks ago.