• Member Since 29th Feb, 2012
  • offline last seen March 29th

Jet Howitzer


If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

More Blog Posts190

  • 506 weeks
    Spam be Damned

    I said I was gonna do it, and I did it. Not my best run, but I have had worse attempts.

    Sursum Aeternum!
    -Jet Howitzer

    5 comments · 588 views
  • 507 weeks
    I am the make Movie-Film

    First, I am making some progress in regards to writing. Fireflies is more than likely next to get an update, and then some of my other works.

    In other news, I'm going to start doing some recordings of myself playing some games I like, along with commentary. Because I can. And I think that it's fun.

    Read More

    3 comments · 602 views
  • 508 weeks
    Democracy: Probably a Dictatorship

    Well, dear readers, I've reached a smidgen of a snag when it comes to Fireflies. Not anything too dramatic, it's still going to be written, and things of that nature. So, don't worry about me abandoning it, or something like that. I'm not that much of a tosser... Most of the time.

    ANYWHOOZLE!

    Read More

    20 comments · 608 views
  • 514 weeks
    I am now 23

    The title says it all, people.
    As of today, July 4, 2014 I am 23 years of age.

    Please, hold your applause, and just throw money. Can't buy shit with applause.

    Sursum Aeternum!
    -Jet Howitzer

    15 comments · 703 views
  • 515 weeks
    A Tale of Two Stories

    It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
    There are two tales that I would like to shamelessly endorse, now, and here they are:

    Distant Memories

    Read More

    1 comments · 496 views
May
27th
2013

800 of You · 3:05pm May 27th, 2013

I woke up this morning, rested and restored, and I happened upon a startling fact when I checked my notifications.

I, Jet Howitzer, have achieved 800 followers.

Not bad, if I do say so myself. Now, in honor of this little event, I will do something special for all of you... What, I don't know. Make some suggestions, I guess, and we'll go from there.

Sursum Aeternum!
-Jet Howitzer

Report Jet Howitzer · 266 views ·
Comments ( 13 )

you could write new stuff, you know

1) Suggestion I had about Icarus and the girls discussion. Sup chapter featuring the CMC and him building a catapult out of oak.
2) Finish uploading Rising Sun
3) Continue with Fonder Words.
4) Continue with Tears of an Angel.
5) Continue with In Tenebrae Invenit
6) Continue with any other story of yours I'm reading.

Is that enough?

WOO! 800!

Hmmm...

I don't know what you should do for the honor of it. I'm sitting here, thinking all the possible ways to torture you, but nothing seems to be good enough.
Party maybe?

Smutty one-shot detailing Twilight's latest project.
"The Sexual Habits of the Residents of Ponyville".
Adorkable pervert that she is... :duck:

1107658 I don't know what this new stuff is. Please, enlighten me.

1107682
1. What conversation? Remind me, my mind is like a burlap sack without a bottom. Also, maybe. That'd be silly, though.
2. I suppose I could do some of that.
3, 4, 5, 6. Maybe. Eventually.

1107698 Danke. Yeah, I figured that the damn Portuguese didn't need me advertising for them. So, instead, I'll go with some Latin.

1107712 I wasn't really thinking of torture. More like ideas for a story, or something...

1107739 This could work, but it'd take away from what I'm doing now, and I don't know what I'd have happen, aside from gratuitous clop.

1108008

continue writing some of your stories, or, alternatively, make a new one, or a one shot

1108008 This one.

The food only seemed to act as a distraction, and by the time we had finished eating it was nearly eight in the evening, and we had somehow gotten to the topic of Oak trees and how they make for the best possible lumber when building a catapult.

Seems like something that could happen when they get back to Ponyville.

1108008
Well, some people need something to get off on in short notice.
...wait. What the hell am I saying!?
Anywhey...

1108008
I know I know man :D I love you, I couldn't torture you even if I'd be paid (except if the money would also go to you, lets say about 5 million euros to each and then. And even then I would only accept playing "Baby" or "Friday" to you for 24 hours... wanna try?! 8D ).

Anyways, keep on rocking and making those, beautiful and charming stories.

congrats on the big 800!
oh and nameless story for fluttershy plz:pinkiehappy:

LIVESTREAM!! I've always wanted to be on a livestream, and one with you would be even better. Problem is, I do so much stuff every day that I never seem to have any free time.

1107698Just saw that movie last weekend. Heath Ledger was incredible.

Login or register to comment