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Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

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    Do not adjust your sets

    Hey all, sorry but this isn't Rust.

    This is Handyman speaking, for those of you who don't know, I'm that guy who writes that fic with that other guy who does the things. Those of you who aren't laughing at the fact I now have an account with a batpony avatar, you have no soul and your first born child will be ginger.

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    Pink Slip

    All;


    Think I'm done here.

    Explanation and details regarding the continuation of stories (which will be finished) and account inheritance to follow shortly.


    Yours,

    --Uncle Rust

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    Friends,

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Apr
25th
2013

Yes, We're Moniker and Rust! · 10:41pm Apr 25th, 2013


MONIKER and RUST

"Gee Rust. Whut d'ya wanna do tonight?"
"Same thing we do every night, Moniker: neglect to update our amazing stories!"

They're Moniker and Rust,
Yes, Moniker and Rust
Their awesome pony fictions,
will leave yours in the dust!
How long can you wait,
for when they update?
They're writers!
They're Moniker and
Rust, Rust, Rust, Rust,
Rust, Rust, Rust, Rust,
Rust!

Your lack of spell-checking,
and bad grammar's their bane,
but they will keep on trekking.
They just might be insane!
They're Moniker and Rust,
Yes, Moniker and Rust.
The tales they have to tell are,
the object of your lust!
Dog with audacity.
Police brutality.
They're writers!
They're Moniker and
Rust, Rust, Rust, Rust,
Rust, Rust, Rust, Rust --

"Steering wheels on crotches drive me nuts!"

by: naruOC

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Comments ( 24 )

"Steering wheels on crotches drive me nuts!"

Bloody brilliant, I dare say!

.................................Brilliant:trollestia::moustache::moustache::moustache::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Is that seriously you and Monkier in the gif or someone else?:rainbowhuh: either way, it's funny:rainbowlaugh:

It's no wonder the rest of us can't get girlfriends. These guy's swag is always on!

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

*starts giggling herself to death*

Words cannot describe how flattered I am that you thought this was blog-worthy.

:heart:

Now that was poetry. Forget Shakespeare.

This made my night. And week. I'm going to go drink heavily now.

Their awesome pony fictions,
will leave yours in the dust!

My reaction:
funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploads/Ill-kill-you-with-my-bear-hands.jpg

But only with tears streaming down my face

1034452 never seen that show.:ajsleepy:

1034452
Rust, they're on to us. They know that I'm not really a vaguely effeminate black man and you don't really own a fedora.

1034483
Shhh. Don't destroy my fantasy. Just let me have this, brown-bear.

1034498 Don't abuse drugs m'kay? Unless you're dealing crackfic. I'm watching you bear.

This is why we love you.

Also why I want to be able to favourite blog posts.

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