"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford
I know! Terrible.
Just popping in for my periodic State of the Dancer, you know how I do.
Previously, I was lamenting my lack of free time due to the whole working full time and having my smol child. I decided to add to that by rebooting the soap business.
wheeeeeeeeeeew
the wedding was a fucking blast, actually
Professor Plum made a really excellent bridesman, and as soon as I get the pics back with him in his kilt, they'll be incoming
and Sicily for the honeymoon was just
my god
perfection
♥
Wow, been a hot minute, eh?
I've missed this site. Last year, I went through Some Shit over the summer and fall, and then I got engaged in November to a very nice man.
We get married in five days, and I had noticed a lot of registry gifts coming in all of a sudden with real names attached that I did not recognize.
Germany is kiboshed, unfortunately--lots of rl stuff going on around con-time.
So, instead, I'll be at Bronycon so I'm closer to home :)
Can't wait to see you guys!
I am female. Through and through.
Stop calling me a dude, pl0x
("Mister", "Sir", and so on are for dudes, not chicks.)
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Oh... Did I say that? Oh dear. I was sure you were, though. :P
Your OC is clearly a female, I never assumed you to be male.
You're not a dude!? My life is a lie!
Personally, I use "dude" as gender-neutral, but maybe that's a British thing.
1000087 someone actually just told me my pic is why he thought I was male
wut
1000089 sorry babe, you're rooming with an icky vag-haver at the con.
1000092
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo!
1000091 oh wow a non-sarcastic comment
my mind, she is blown
i.qkme.me/36hb2s.jpg
1000099 Aww, you're my favorite girlfriend <3
Ok, Mr. Sir Dude.
1000103 look just because I'm a better man than all of you combined is no reason to get bitter
1000091 lol, I always use the "Dude until proven a chick" when online.
It helps in a lot of situations, but so far there's been one girl who got all insulted by it. I tried to give her my apology, but she was quite snooty about it. Then, there was this pegasister... She was better at taking my apology, but it was still kind of a big "ugh, seriously?" moment.
1000105 Holy shit someone just got the 1000000 comment.
1000092 Middy, you sexiest boi Ah no. I wuv yoo~
1000109 I noticed, HOW EXCITE
1000111 oh baby
(you should get out more)
1000093 i'll say it again-best frenemies
1000115
We a girl, unfollow.
Who thought you were male?
1000113 No wai~! I mean it! You so sexy~!
... Though I do know these two asian chicks who I'd love to get to know better~!
1000122 Many, many people over the course of my time on this site. It's tiring.
1000121 thank god for that
1000123 lel. I bet they stay away from you~
1000125
Really? I never once thought you were male. I mean; your OC's female and "Midnight Dancer" sounds like a very feminine name.
1000130 Well, this wasn't directed at you. It was directed at the folks that insist that I'm male.
But yes, it's a female pony and the name is pretty female and I know I don't READ as female some of the time, but come on now
1000135
How does one read as female?......
Yes, sir- I mean ma'am- I mean, uh...
1000141 Women and men traditionally communicate differently. You might have noticed this.
1000149 COOTIES
1000129 Actually, I hung out with them a lot during High School. Sadly, I moved to a different town.
1000156 Aww.
1000153 y dancer
y u do dis?
1000150
I haven't, to be honest, or at least not on fimfiction. I think people write more smartly on fimfiction then on facebook. (And i'm talking about comments)
1000161
Sure...
1000160 because you touch yourself at night
1000161 Depends on what kind of friends you have, I suppose. Most of my friends here are half my age, but I talk to them because they write well. Kids half my age on Facebook are awful and such.
1000165 but dancie girls r icky
Handgelina Jolie is easier to talk to
1000165
I don't have many friends so I don't know
1000174 Wow, you don't have many friends? Color me shocked.
1000126
Aw, now I'm sad.
1000179 Silly Dancie shocked isn't a color
1000181 HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW
1000179 Hehehe I'm unsociable. Saying that does not shock me. Honestly, never really needed friends that much when I was in my teenager years. Barely have friends now.
Still.
1000187 you don't really do the whole sarcasm thing do you
but like, it's a thing
1000186 Crayon boxes say what colors are inside :3
1000190 from my understanding of it, crayon boxes don't have every color ever
1000190 idk like, grass is green, maybe shocked is yellow? idk
1000189
*shrugs*
1000195
Sounds more like the last thing you saw was a yellow rat before passing into a 300,000 volt-induced coma.
1000193 Well obviously you're using the wrong kind of crayons