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Board Games and Chill · 2:14am Jul 10th, 2023

So... Is Haven like, cool if her daughters are having a polyamorous threesome with Hitch?

Because that's what it sounds like.

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I think what Haven is trying to say is that if she was twenty years younger, she'd be ALL over Hitch. Say, Pipp, does Mane Melodies still have that de-aging face cream?

Ladies and gentleman, fillies and gentlecolts, I give you My Little Pony's first cougar! Prove me wrong!

No seriously, prove me wrong. I want to run with this joke as far as possible, and I don't remember if G4 had any cougars.

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Celestia and Luna being attracted to anyone would automatically make them a cougar.

Is it just me or does it look like zip has more of an oh crap face than an ew face.

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Also she does want grandchildren

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Not necessarily, but the list of creatures of comparable age to them is very short. And even then, I don't think there is a right blend of drugs to make a ship between Celestia or Luna and Tirek work.

But we agree. All Twilestia ships make Celestia a cougar.

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You're not wrong. And I don't see her agreeing that strongly with Pipp friendzoning Hitch. Or who knows? Maybe the diva doth protest too much.

Yeah, it does sound like that.

What's funny to me about this moment is that while Pipp's reaction is "ew", Zipp is looking like "oh crap, how did Mom know?"
(really tickles my fancy as a hitchzipp AKA stormblazer shipper)

So does this mean it's cannon for Equestria to have harems? I'm asking for a friend.

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Pipp is on point here, she's got a reputation to keep and no love is going to get in the way of that~
About Zipp…
I actually don't think she is the type to find a relationship so soon, seeing her studies and mysteries, but her mom certainly made her think…
Whatever, she'll probably throw this to the back of her head the next time she do research, until other ponies tease her again~

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I'd say they'd be called herds in Equestria. And I don't see why they wouldn't exist

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There is an official piece of Misty merch that says: “Although reluctant at first, eventually Misty was able to accept herself and join Zip’s heard, feeling fulfilled for the first time in her life.”

That reads a little different now.

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I'm gonna need a screenshot here, that seems... Not real.

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Where is that comic from? I need to fave it. :)

So... Is Haven like, cool if her daughters are having a polyamorous threesome with Hitch?

It's either that or she was trying to gauge their reactions to the idea of being in relationship with Hitch and see which daughter is more likely to make her a grandmare further down the line. ;)

I found Zipp's "W-What?? No! Eewww!!" face to be... Unconvincing

She's not only okay with it, but wants to join them. Along with Alphabittle, of course.

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Ok... I've been searching for 45 minutes and can't find it. But I remember seeing it! :twilightblush:


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It's by kaff_i on Derpibooru. If you liked that, they made another StormBlazer comic a few days ago.

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Thank you for the link. :)

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Hmmm... Actually... Ok, I'm not sure if I understand the term correctly, but one thing comes to mind....

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Older woman who seeks sexual relationships with younger men.

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Spitfire was depicted that way a lot in fanfics, does that count?

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Then yes, Grannies Gone Wild got cougers. ;D

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Only counting canon.

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