Ten years ago, the Griffon Empire opened a portal to a strange new world and tried to annex it. In the peace settlement that followed they lost control of the province containing the portal. Since then, the Griffonian Democratic Republic had been completely isolated, surrounded on all sides by a hostile empire. Now, for the first time, a visitor had been allowed.

The war is finally over. We ponies have lost. Our plan to convert humanity into ponies has failed. Hundreds of thousands are dead. Homes destroyed. Our nation is shattered and near annihilation. All because we underestimated humanity and their refusal to become like us.

I alone now hold the fate of my people in my hooves against the humans who want nothing more than to destroy us for the so called atrocities we have committed against them. I've lost my friends one way or another. My family. My fellow Princesses.

I have but one duty and that is, reluctantly, to see that we are shown mercy.

I'm just afraid of the cost. Or what I will learn from this.

Based on The Conversion Bureau series.

Pre-Read by bahatumay and Chaotic Note

Edited by Biker_Dash and wlam and Bemmo

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Ponies get drunk, right? Some of them wake up with a hangover or even next to somepony and then proceed to run for the hills. This may go double if you end up in Las Pegasus...weird things happen there.

Our dear human, Jason is one such being, but his drunk mistake has upped the ante by being with none other than Princess Celestia and by that action alone they are forced to marry soon by a law long forgotten from Celestia's teenage years. But that's not the only surprise in store for the pair of them as many conflicts will be coming over the months ahead.

Whether the two like it or not, they must be together until Jason's mortal life ends and there is no way of getting out of that but to live with it.

You've had your eyes set on Applejack for a long time. Maybe your best friend Rainbow Dash can help you earn Applejack's heart. You wouldn't see why not. Besides, she's your best bro. Right?

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Chinese Translation on Fimtale
Spanish Translation by Spaniard Kiwi

This story is contained in my book "Dash Tries to Win Your Heart and Other Short Pony Stories"

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A clerical error in the Registry of Mortals sends an unwitting human to a strange land. It wouldn't be so bad, if the ponies there weren't out for his blood.

Literally.

A little twist on the myth that unicorns were hunted for their fantastical powers.

The ponies of Equestria are always ready to cheer up somepony… or some-human… who’s feeling down. Written for anyone and everyone who needs it.

Was initially going to be a series of one-shots, but life.

One of my first true attempts at an HIE romance-type story. Mostly, it's just a slice of life, a typical mornings, afternoons, evenings and nights involving a family. A very important family.

It's going to be really sappy and really cheesy.

Posting the chapters where I think they'll fit. You don't know where in order they'll pop up!

Join on the epic journey of a man and his daughter going to breakfast in Canterlot! Will they prevail? Will they have toast? Will there be dancing? Love blossoms, marriage! Skipping everything in between and focusing on those moments in life when everything that has been fought for, cried for, believed in, raged against, forgiven, forgotten...

...happens...

Why, the chapters seem to appear in reverse order... Why?

I was half asleep when I initially wrote this. It was a fun little exercise and I think I feel a little naughty for writing it, and not for any naughty ways. I hope you enjoy it!

This has now been reopened! Each chapter can stand alone, but they are all connected! Please, enjoy!

Rated "T" because of grown-up talk. Sort of.

Supreme Overlord of the Dominion of Equestria.
Wonderful title isn't it?
Capture the Country, Marry the Princess, Take over the world.
Sounds like an Adventure story doesn't it?
Well this is no story.
How do I know? Well I'm not stupid for one.
All those other dolts that came before fell into too many simple traps.
They're all so easy to avoid.
That's why I work to rule.
The rules.
The Rules of an Evil Overlord.

I'm a ordinary guy at school, nothing special. As I moved into town, I had to go to Canterlot High school, where I met the most wonderful girl, Sunset Shimmer. There is a jerk named Flash Sentry, and some other five awesome gals. But what I want to do the most, is protect this girl.

At a ordinary day in class, Cheerilee signs up a task that involves two people to pretend to be a married couple and experience the feeling of how tough it is to be in a relationship with another person. I got to team up with my new crush, Sunset Shimmer. As I continued to hang out with Sunset more often, something more sparks between us.

Story edited by Seventh Heaven

This is a collection of meetings and letters between Princess Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and other notable characters regarding Robert Wolfe, a human who has mysteriously appeared in Equestria. They will try to understand this being and find him a way home.