Domination of Equestria - T+228 days.
“So, what you in for?”
“I tried to sneak a music box into Dungeon Block K. You?”
“I let the Prisoner in Block G use my pocket mirror for three minutes.”
“Ouch. At least mine wasn’t specifically against regulations. Pass me that brush would you?”
“Heh, at the time. A new edict was passed within hours of your transfer. Nothing which replicates birdsong or other animal noises is allowed near any of the dungeons.
“Lame. I mean, I was hardly going to let her out. I mean, my sister got mauled by a manticore in the retaking of the Everfree Outpost. That’s kinda all her fault.”
"Well yea, I get you girl, I really do. But if that’s the case, why risk taking in creature comforts to the prisoner? I’m out of bleach, got a spare?”
“Yea, here. Well, honestly, it’s because she wouldn’t cry.”
“Wouldn’t cry? Doesn’t that mean she’s doing alright then?”
“Hardly. You can see it in her eyes, it’s not that she can’t, or doesn’t want to. She’s just, not letting herself cry at all. I just thought it was sadder than if she just let herself grieve a bit, yaknow? It can’t be healthy bottling it all up.”
“Maybe. I hear the Prisoner in Block L’s like that too. Doesn’t do anything except excercise in her cell all day. Doesn't talk and hardly eats. I hear she’s ripped.”
“Ok, I’m done with this section. Can you rinse?”
“On it.”
“Yea, I had heard. Causing no end of problems for the rota.”
“Oh?”
“Yea, they’re having problems finding ponies to look after her. She’s so toned that she’s proving to be attractive to both the Stallions and Mares.”
“Right. Yea, that would cause a problem. Ok. I think we’re done with this block. What’s next?”
“The public Toilets on the lower east side.”
“Eugh, joy.”
Overlord Rule No:51 If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.
If you employ living breathing guards, do make sure to replace them at the first sign of sympathy or empathy for the prisoners.
Else you risk they assist the prisoners somehow, whether they intend to or not they are potentially vulnerable to being manipulated.
~Leonzilla
At least they're not dead. The guards, I mean.
I wonder if they mean Twilight.
Celestia was sent into a molten core of hot.
Néw rule, if one of the prisoners begins to under take a strict workout regime anti muscle hormones or other substances are to be mixed in with all food and drink available to them
You could be a little more helpful in your writing you know. I find it a little frustrating that I don't know for sure who's talking or who they're talking about.
6501755 Better idea. Rotate guards through the prison frequently. It helps keep them from developing familiarity with the prisoners or the area so they will be more alert and so there will never be regular patterns in the guards patrols that can be exploited.
It is also a good idea to rotate through combat units to give them a break from life in the field once in a while, and that has the added benefit of giving you enough bodies to never need to send the same troops to the same post twice and making sure your guards are polished up on their combat skills.
6502619 The blocks are letter coded by the Element they hold. Fluttershy got the music box, Rarity got the mirror, and Dash was working out.
6503071 gah! I can't believe I was wrong about Rarity being the one exercising, it was that bit about her being attractive to both mares and stallions since Rarity is the one know to use flirting techniques.
But now that you mention the letters in the blocks I realized that I was wrong.
Overlord rule No:385 If I make a mistake do not hesitate to admit it and learn from it.
~Leonzilla
Sooo... Rainbow Dash is taking the "Michael Myers" method of surviving/escaping from a dungeon/asylum?
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The one working out is Rainbow Dash.
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It's hard to find good help. And SOMEONE needs to be around to scrub the toilets.
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I wonder if he took her wings.
6510505 For a second I thought it was Pinkie Pie working out. That got more chuckles out of me than it should have.