Domination of Equestria - T+247 days.
“My Lord! It’s an emergency, down in the streets- GAH! Sorry my lord, I didn’t mean to-
“It’s ok, deliver your message.”
“No, my Lord, I cannot, to interrupt you while you’re right insi-in the middle of-”
“Stop blathering and get on with it. This is clearly important. It is important is it not?”
“Y-yes my Lord. There’s a riot in the streets below. It seems to have gathered momentum very quickly.”
“Do we have an idea what they’re rioting about?”
“Shining...don’t stop…”
“Er-um-ah, yes my Lord. They seem to have learnt about the killing of...the fifth one…”
“Damn and blast, how in Tartarus did that get out?”
“Shiiiinnniiiinnnngg…”
“I know not my Lord. But the crowd is chanting ‘Foal Killer’ over and over.”
“I’ll attend to this immediately.”
“Noooo...I don’t get to see you for days...and now you leave in the middle of…”
“There’s one more thing my Lord.”
“What?”
“Reports state that the wanted criminal Rabble Rouser has been seen in the crowd.”
"That little minx is there?"
"According to the police on site yes. They're having difficulty getting through the crowds to reach him though."
“I am taking command. Send word to the Rangers immediately. I want full deployment.”
“My Lord...surely you should...before going out...put on some clothes? Cover up your…?”
“No need. I will show them that even if they catch me with my trousers down, I will still win. I will always win.”
Overlord Rule No:91 I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.
Nothing better than battling the enemy with both your longswords held high and ready.
So... Was the protagonist claiming Cadence in this chapter, or am I just interpreting the third speaker's lines wrong?
7550217
Aye, rather Pictish logic of you there laddie.
What are you doing man? Aren't you a married man? Even evil should be faithful.
7550218 I think he was.
Also, author, thanks for taking my suggestion. Nice twist on it too, by the way.
7550261
Taking a concubine is not being unfaithful. Their just sex dolls.
Another important thing about this is one of purely entertainment.
How funny would it be to have someone, either a soldier, messenger or maid, walk in and try to tell you something important while your plowing your seeds and they have to try to keep on track and with a straight face.
God I'd be laughing every time. Even evil needs a good laugh.
7550217 At least it won't be a problem getting into a hard fight.
Beautiful.
Like a badass!
7550445 Only if you are monogamous. It depends on the relationship. That's not to say I agree with all relationships and I consider having a concubine sometimes to be degrading about the woman. It's another word for slave.
Ho! Fetch me my longsword.
yes its back
7550261 >evil
>faithful
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HA!
But when the messenger is telling you you have time, surely it isn't thatimportant?
7553635 well considering he's enslaved the alicorn a I think we're past that line at this point.
7550217 I'd say he was acting a bit cocky.