Domination of Equestria - T+245 days.
“Guards! Guards! She’s collapsed help! Please!”
“Uh huh, gimme a sec.”
“Don’t you see!? I’m not making this up!”
“Yea yea, I see.”
“Why aren’t you helping her!?”
“I am.”
“You’re just standing there!?”
“Shut up Trixie, I can’t be arsed to keep listening to you yap on.”
What is wrong with these ponies!?
“Hang in there Rainbow Dash…”
“Huh...Trixie?”
“Yes Dash, It’s your Great and Powerful Cell Neighbour. It’s good to see you’re awake at least.”
“Wha...happen…?”
“You collapsed during one of your stupidly crazy workout routines. I don’t know why you’re working out like that in here but I’ve been telling you how it can’t be good for you.”
“Need...get out...kill...lord…”
“Haaa...Yes Rainbow Dash, your vendetta against the Overlord after what he did to Twilight Sparkle is well known, but you’re not doing anything worthwhile if you die!”
“Wor...it...see...light…”
"Twilight wouldn't want you to die like this!"
That’s...a lot of boots outside. Is that…? A full tactical division!?
“Guard! Is this the cell?”
“Yea, Prisoner L.”
“Right, ready the door...Now!”
What is this, a tactical insertion!? She’s a sick prisoner in a cell not a fully armed rebel bomb squad!
“The cell’s clear. Get the crash team in here.”
“No...let...die…”
“No can do. Overlord’s orders. You stay fit and healthy. Most importantly, alive.”
“Guard, why is this mare malnourished?”
“She doesn’t eat. Nothing much I’m authorised to do about it. Can’t do any kind of force feeding since Prisoner P.”
“That’s true… Will she pull through Medic?”
“Yes...At least I think so. Get some saline into her and some nutrient paste under observation and she should be alright, in time.”
“Pink...live?”
“Humm? Yes. Prisoner P is alive and healthy. Physically anyway last I looked.”
“Kill...you all...one day…”
“Keep dreaming Prisoner L. Keep dreaming. Take her to the secure medical wing. I have other things to do today.”
Get better Rainbow Dash...so long as you keep living, maybe one day you’ll get your wish…
“Will...do...Trix…”
Huh? I hadn't said anything?
Overlord Rule No:95 My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.
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These are less Pony rules for an Evil Overlord and more rules for surviving as a Human In Equestria.
I love them though, they're hilarious.
I really want to know what happened with force feeding Pinkie to warrant banning it.
Also you listed the chapter wrong.
Your really pumping these out today.
Wow, you are on a ROLL this week with updates. I'm impressed. You keep on coming up with valid reasons for each of the 100 rules, AND they're either touching or humorous. I love it, m'lord.
I like this, more please.
So she wasn't faking? Oh well, better safe than sorry.
She's trying to build up power, train herself and gain incredibly deadly skills! How does she perform to gain such unprecedented amounts of mass and mental stability? Malnutrition, of course!
7098193 Must have ate her feeder
7099122 100 pushups! 100 situps! 100 squats! Everyday! Unfortunately, those aren't as effective as they could be, as a 10 kilometer run is too impractical in a cell. Further lessening the effectiveness of the training is the aforementioned malnutrition. The cells are probably climate controlled too. Prisoner L's aspirations of becoming the One Punch Mare right now will only result in carefully observed trips to the medical ward and a lonely Trixie.
Hah, Rainbow Dash sharing a cell with Trixie...
Is Rainbow Dash telepathic? Is Trixie thinking out loud unknowingly? Have the two established some kind of sympathetic connection in their stressful time? Is it... something else developing?
I very much enjoy these little bits and details regarding the actual story behind these rules. Thank you for sharing, author.
7098193 im gonna go out on a limb and say it involves teeth and smaller limbs
7098188 If I ever make a story that's more comedy, I will remember these
7099994 this is further proven by lex Luther, as he had tried but ended up bald with no powers.
...Or you can kill them instead of holding them so they can break out and kill you.
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According to many an HiE fic, they are basically the same thing as far as the ponies are concerned.