Chronicles of an Evil Overlord

by Melancholy

Rule 2

Domination of Equestria - T+123 days.

“Sweetie Belle?”
“Yes Scootaloo?”
“I thought you said that we could get in here?”
“How was I supposed to know that the vent would be too small to crawl through!”

Three fillies, one castle, one (of many) Evil Superweapon Ventilation Ducts. The Cutie Mark Crusaders Country Liberators were stumped by that last one though.

“We’re still fillies, how could it not be big enough to crawl through! Who designed this place anyways!”
“Well, it looks to me like rather than have a single, large vent for all the air, there’s instead a whole bundle of little ones, letting the same volume of air move through a collection of much smaller apertures.”
“You’re starting to sound like Sweetie there Bloom. I didn’t even get half of that.”
“It’s quite simple, she said-”
“Oh don’t start. Of course you’d understand Miss Dictionary.”
“Hey, no need to be rude!”
“Let’s just go girls, maybe we can get our marks elsewhere.”
“Fine.” “Okay.”

Overlord Rule No:2 My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

Comments

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[ArtichokeLust]

6495312

>>air-duct facts @ 5:23.

Also, crawling through them can make a lot of noise. Here's a video of the mythbusters trying to go through them vertically with magnets:

The good part's at 0:59.

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

6498263 "Why Thor, the God of Thunder, is trying to enter my building!" Perfect, perfect clip for this one. :D

[Eonflare]

This isn't some fiction on the internet Crusaders. This is reality. People don't design their homes to be easy to break into.
6498263 I think what he meant to say is: "Be the blow. Heavy as a brick. The footfall of Optimus Prime."