Domination of Equestria - T+220 - days.
“KILL THE PEGASUS!”
“O’ mighty Commander, ‘twill be quite a task. How will you do it, may I ask?”
“I’ll use my Sword and Plasma Cannon!”
“Sword and Plasma Cannon?”
“Sword and Plasma Cannon!”
“Plasma Cannon?”
“Plasma Cannon!”
“Plasma Cannon…”
“Yes! Plasma Cannon, and I’ll give you a sample!”
Whiiiiirrrrrrrrrr….click.
CRACK BOOM!
“Eeep!”
“That was the Pegasus!”
“Now!”
“Gah! Damn animals! Kill them all!”
“Commander! We’re outnumbered!”
“They’re only forest animals! We’re soldiers of the Overlord, we’re better than this!”
“Only forest animals!? Did you miss the part where that forest was the Everfree!?”
“North Wind, get that manticore on the left! South Wind, get that Hydra on the right!
Typhoon, get up high and use that flamer on the little ones in the back!
Hurricane Smog-
“Come on Commander, you know I hate my last name!”
“-Use your rockets on that Ursa before we get flattened!”
“We’re being overwhelmed!”
“Erupter Command, this is Thunder and Lightning Squads out in the Everfree! We need a strike on that Pegasus!”
“Copy that, confirm your status.”
“We’re facing off against what must be most of her damn animal army here!”
“Understood. Locking in your locator beacons now. Strike in ten seconds.”
“Wait, where did you say you were aiming!?”
Overlord Rule No:42 When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.
When dealing with Fluttershy, this one is probably hard to enforce, as seen here.
Thank you for continuing this series.
When dealing with Fluttershy, a scorched earth policy is the best method for dealing with her and whatever vermin she's enthralled. Better nuke the forest when you are done. Just to be safe.
I don't see the capture/killing going on. This entire story is starting to get confusing. I have no idea what's happening or even who's saying what.
7094102 scorched earth is generally a type of retreat, better to surround the forests with flamethrower a and firefighters and burn the whole place down. Additional napalm strikes optional but recommended.
7094102 Have you ever seen the movie 'Alien vs. Predator'? The end of the movie...fits nicely to the theme in this rule.
Im going to kill the wabbit with my spear and magic helmet!
7094245 Fluttershy was there, she's the one who went "Eep", she was acting as if she was Zecora, to hide herself, but the 'sample' flushed her out of the disguise, Following an old Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd Skit, the 'spear and magic helmet' one.
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Pretty sure that one is 'hammer and magic helmet'...
Wait, you mean they weren't singing this the entire time? What's Opera, Doc (Overlord)?
lilflamewars - it is spear and magic helmet.
That bit and the beginning... Absolutely golden. I'm so glad this series is a thing.
7094619 and those last two lines
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Oh dear sweet lord, I knew that sounded familiar!
7094043 robotic drones, target all animals/beast or creatures
Erupter Command, this is Lightning Actual, immediate suppression, over.
(Pssht)
Grid 537 473, over.
(Pssht)
Platoon of cute animals on the move in forest cover, with manticore and hydra in support, danger close, over.
(Pssht) (Pssht)
Hotel, Romeo, HE in effect, 5 rounds, followed by WP, 5 rounds, out.
...
(Pssht)
Shot, out.
...
(Pssht)
Splash, out.
(FWEEEEEE-BOOM!)
Left five zero, drop three zero, fire for effect, over.
(Pssht)
...
(Pssht)
Rounds complete, out.
...
(Pssht)
Splash, out.
(FWEEEEEE-BADABOOM!!! FWEEEEEEEE-FWOOOSH!!!)
Erupter Command, this is Lightning Actual, end of mission: estimate 30 cute animal casualties, hydra and manticore neutralized, over.
(Pssht)
7094348 Magic helmet?
This had... little to do with the rule.
7103779 I believe one of the later Rules involving Fluttershy mentions that this battle (or a similar one) ends with him killing absolutely every animal in the Everfree just so she can't use their help anymore.
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I wonder how many of us remember that episode when we were kids. Well, when I was a kid. A little one, since I am forever a child at heart.