Domination of Equestria - T+44 days.
“Now lookie here you varmit!”
“Oh shuttup.”
She is chained up right?
Yep, forehooves to each other, then back to the hind legs, then around the barrel.
“That’s the fifth time now your eyes have gone wonderin’ round my body.”
“Quiet! I’m just making sure you’ve been secured properly!”
“You’d better make sure, cus’ if I break outta here your head’s the first I’m buck into next week.”
“I don’t doubt it.”
Since she brought it up, she definitely isn't hard to look at. Long blond mane and very toned flanks and those big juicy Apples.
“Ok, now you’re definitely eyein’ me up. I’m not a piece of alfalfa you know.”
“No, you’re definitely meat.”
Oh, that riled her up. Hah.
“Now, I guess you’re gonna go and drag me back to that bastard in Canterlot?”
“That’s the plan. Something about some kind of collateral or whatever.”
“I see. Well then, if you wouldn’t mind grabbin’ my grand-pappy’s hat we’ll get goin’.”
“No can do. We’re leaving now.”
“We’re not going anywhere without my hat!”
“Miss Applejack you seem to singularly fail to realise that not only are you hogtied in chains you’re about to be sent to the worst dungeon that the Overlord is capable of conceiving. Even were we to bring it with us he’d probably just melt it in front of you for the shiggles anyway.”
“You no good slimy bastards! That’s my family’s! It’s the most important hairloom we have!”
“Oh for the love of-! Oi! Sam, burn the damn hat will you? She’s making it hard to carry her!”
“What!? No, don’t burn it! Please! NO!”
Overlord Rule No:94 When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.
That is the most evil thing they could have done.
Oh, that riled her up
1. Just an extra spacing.
Well then... Hats off for being evil, eh?
Meh, she's just mad about the hat because it's actually the portkey that WAS the lynchpin of her mass escape plan. If they check the closet they'd find about a dozen identical hats.
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Oh man did that make me laugh!
6645318 Pretty sure that's a bit more than a dozen. Or a hundred.
you are pure wickedness pure xD, poor ponis doesn't have idea and opportunity... that manual is the one that we have at the moment as ruling TT_TT (in the entire world)
Appearances may deceive, so when it comes to push and shove, account for every possibility.
A good way to do so is by sticking to protocol, prisoner get to bring nothing, and nothing means nothing.
~Leonzilla
I have no idea why, but that word made me laugh my ass off!!!
I see what you did there!
I still think Twilight's secretly alive. Number 1 rule of heroes, if you don't see or can't identify the body, didn't happen, regardless of the size of the explosion
As much as I like the headcannon that that hat is indeed a family heirloom, the show has disproved it at least twice. Looking forward to more.
Keep up the good work. Deus tecum.
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I know there's the scene in Made in Manehattan where AJ shows no emotion whatsoever after losing the hat but what's the second time?
6646272 That was the second, actually. The first can be seen in 6645318's comment, though it could be argued they are all heirlooms. Personally, I don't think so.
Would this rule mean that if they were humans, standard policy would be to strip them naked? Or is there a different one for that?
6646068 More proof that it was somehow important to keep that particular one away from her.
This chapter wins simply because of "shiggles."
6645349 more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and show discord side after fluttershy is jailed
6646523 Yeah, the sensible thing to do would be to fully strip them down and then give them something you know is mundane. That's half the point of prison uniforms after all.
Break the spirit and you break the prisoner.
*snickers* At least she gave it her best shot, eh?
6648947 Aaahhh *deep breath* I love the sounds and smell of broken spirits in the morning.
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No, they could have raped her younger sister in front of her...using her older sibling...on threat of killing AJ and Granny slowly if they didn't.
Your concept of evil doings is fairly weak, mere mortal.
she's talking therefore she can bite therefore she's not totally secured.
Frankly this story blows. You're not showing how they're accomplishing all this so it's all meaningless. I wonder if there's a rule about being prepared to run when it's revealed to all be a dream
6650302 Smells like victory and salty vinegar.
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And then they could have proceeded to do said things anyways, then brutally tortured Granny and Bloom as they watched Mac get treated the same way at the hands of their captors, slowly cut up the corpses with smoldering knives, force fed the burnt remains to Winona, then set the dog on fire and slowly lowered it tail first into meat grinder made of opaque material from a noose of thorns laced with poison that induces excruciating pain and lucidity, all while filming it with crystal clear audio and video, so that they can force Applejack to watch the whole ordeal on endless repeat as she gets transferred to her cell block as an expert changeling not only forces her to stay awake, but constantly takes on the mutilated forms of her family and rasps in her ear that it was all her fault for resisting, and how much they hate her. Now that is true evil. Listen, you can't stop at the Passion of the Christ level. You have to leave Another, Higurashi, Boku no Pico, Elfen Lied, and the ending of Clannad: After Story in the dust or not even bother!
EDIT: I swear that I'm not only sane, but not a gore fetishist. One of my tropes as an author is to have characters have things happen to them that they really don't deserve. I then explore how they deal with it and the circumstances behind the event. It can be surprisingly fun to get a character to get back on their feet, only to have them discover something that completely invalidates their existence. The reaction to such a reveal can be especially fun to write.
I.E.- A kid watches his parents get brutally murdered. The killer taunts him, talks about some vague motivations, and disappears. He eventually psychologically recovers and dedicates his life to stopping the murderer. Then, he discovers that the murderer was a suicidal immortal trying to provoke people into killing it. Most people wouldn't even try, so it had to find a way to get them to comply. The result was a system designed to create vengeance hungry warriors after its head, and his family was just randomly picked. The whole thing was just a game designed to satisfy the immortal's wish for death. The protagonist isn't even special; there are countless other youths trying to kill this immortal. The murders he stopped were only times when the immortal decided that the victim would break instead of rising against it. The immortal went back and killed them all regardless, hoping that doing so and revealing that fact would be the catalyst to giving the youth the ascension he would require to be able to kill the immortal. But, realizing that his whole life has been a pointless waste of time, he breaks. The immortal, disappointed in yet another failure, kills the protagonist and sets off to meet the next few candidates, both the ripened fruit and the innocent seeds, until its life is finally taken, leaving a massive trail of blood behind it, forever carved into the face of that world's history. Yup. Actually, I really should make this a full fledged story...
PS- I swear I'm not a sadist. I just like taking things to fantastical extremes. Besides, someone needs to save twists from the likes of Shyamalan!
6645307 ...no...that was bad...and you should feel bad
--->definitely
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In your dreams.