Domination of Equestria - T-300 days.
“Cravats?”
“Oh yes. Horrible things.”
“Mr President, can you maybe explain your fear a little more...expansively?”
“Expansive, yes, that’s the very reason!”
“It is?”
“Oh gods yes! See, cravats are the exact opposite of expansive.”
“Constrictive?”
“Yes! Exactly. Every time I wrap one around me I feel like someone’s clawing at my neck.”
“Have you always felt this way?”
“I think it started after that time with my brother…”
“Your brother? What happened with him?”
“He choked me with my cravat once.”
“He choked you? Why would he do that?”
“I’m not sure it was intentional...he was more holding onto it for dear life at the time.”
“Were you fighting?”
“Technically? Kinda… I suppose we were. I mean I was throwing him into a mechanised threshing machine, he was holding onto my tie to avoid falling to his painful and inevitable death.”
“Ahhh...Mr President, I think it may be prudent of me to remind you of patient confidentially. I’ll never...ever, speak of anything you say here…”
“Oh I know, I have you under twenty four hour surveillance.”
“Oh...oh...lovely…”
“Yes yes, still, my brother.”
“Yes! Yes, your brother, you were...threshing machine?”
“Yes, one of our old ones. The business was originally in the agriculture sector you see. We did very well.”
“So how did you escape?”
“Escape? Oh the Cravat? I shot him. He let go after that.”
“I...see...Well, I think I have a recommendation for you, Mr President.”
“You do?”
“Have you tried a clip on?”
Overlord Rule No:64 I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.
With all the troubles capes cause, I think a cravat is something that should definitely be considered as dangerous
Breakaway ties (and capes) sound like a good idea.
A sound mind is essential for a long term conquest. Insanity, while amusing and sometimes useful, does not benefit in the long term.
Err, what's a cravat?
7094248 It's a kind of tie, I think.
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A cravat for your viewing pleasure, sir.
Cravats: The neckwear of gentlesirs.
All these rules are so full of common sense that nobody could make a movie out of them.
Because they're full of common sense. And as we know, a lot of movies lack them.
Onwards!
all glory to the mighty overgoat!
...oh wait, wrong story.
7094537 I want to see this movie
7094537 actually it would be better in the form of a web series
Sadly, with most of these paranoid fears I prefer to see the Overlord banning them outright, but with this fear I think it's much easier to simply not wear the damn thing...
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Which is why they should make a movie of a villain as the protagonist (so to speak) and have him going about from the beginning to overlordship using common sense and it being pointed out to the audience Burn Notice style.
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I'd be scared of them too.