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Domination of Equestria - T-15 - days.
The Battle For Ponyville: 20:10
That must be...what? Random Guard number one hundred and twelve by now? These ponies really needed bullet proof armour years ago. Silly creatures.
Then again, the current regime is so slow at adopting new technologies…
Oh, is that..? Why yes, I do believe that could be the Princess of Friendship herself.
Not looking all that friendly though.
“So good of you to come and find me Princess.”
“Mr President.”
“Didn’t you get the memo? It’s been Supreme Overlord for awhile now.”
“I’ll never bow to you!”
“No? I’ll settle for kneeling. Especially if it’s so you can put that pretty little mouth of yours to work.”
“You’re disgusting!”
“You flatter me too much.”
“Give up! Turn your army back now!”
“Or what? Have you missed the part where your own army lies in ruins? Your friends scattered across the field of battle? I’ve won Princess. Call off your forces and many of them may yet be spared.”
“Everypony here is set against you till the end! I’d rather die here than live in a world where you rule!”
“Really? But I wanted to catch them all...Killing you will end my streak before it even begins.”
“Damn you!”
I get the feeling this conversation is over.
Yeup! That’s some spellcraft right there!
Pew!
Crack!
Shit, there’s a reason she’s one of the nation’s best spellcasters afterall!
Bang!
Voop!
Ha! Winged you with that last one!
Not so hot now are we!
“Hehe, hehehehehe…”
No, no. Keep it together. It’s important to maintain decorum after all.
“Heee..So, Princess, tell me, how does it feel to lose so utterly?!”
“You...tell...me…”
“...What?”
Is she…? That's another spell! Move back, MOVE BACK!
Crack.
My ears! That's a fucking high pressure wave! The bitch, she wouldn’t!? Where’s that shield charm!
FUCK!
Whumph.
Boom.
Am I...still alive?
Looks like it…
Who would have thought the prissy little nag would have it in her to try something like that.
And how did she fare…?
That’s...one large arse crater…
Oh, is that you Discord?
Don’t you dare...
Overlord Rule No:20 Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.