Cynically Pretentious Hedonistic Nihilist...and those are my nicer qualities!

I'm Sheena. I write mostly angsty teen lesbian romantic dramedy, a few AUs, and sometimes porn.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Selling out has never felt so dirty.