You really tried, you know? You're an okay human being, as far as you're concerned. You're kind to those who are kind to you, because friendship shouldn't be taken for granted. You're 100% honest with them, and fiercely loyal. Being generous is its own reward, and you're always down to have a good laugh. The prefect blend, right? Aren't you just a magical little snowflake?

Wrong. So wrong.

Because even after everything, as much as you tried to resist the temptation and urges and impulses, you can't run away from a key aspect of who you are. You gotta get that fix.

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(Doesn't really contain Anon - unless you're fine with that - but that's the closest tag, characters will be added)
(Also no, the title isn't inspired from Rag'n'Bone man's song. I mean I like it, but it's not his best. That award goes to Guilty.)

Hey there! I really wanted to get this story out there, and I hope you like it :)
Also! As much as I enjoy any feedback, especially if it's negative yeah pull my hair and spank me daddy, I like it rough because it helps me evaluate what is good and what isn't, PLEASE don't downvote just for the tags. I mean I can't stop you, and we've all done it, but why not give this a shot? You might like it. Thanks for reading this little part anyway :)

Rated T for language, violence, and touchy/edgy subjects.

Ponyville's local human is faced with Hearts of Hooves Day, and a certain part of it, both of which she'd rather avoid. Except she can't, not this year, unlike all the other years! With the only place where she truly feels safe on the other side of Ponyville, it's her versus the residents of Ponyville and everyone is in it to win it!

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Anthro for a reason that ties into the story! Pinkie Pie, Zecora and Vinyl as main side-characters, but there are plenty who contribute to the story. Rated Teen for some rare suggestive moments, mostly for language and overall feel. Some technological advances for world building, nothing major.

Meet Vinyl Scratch, a young woman with hopes to become a great DJ while dealing with a slew of problems, ranging from financial to psychological. And she's doing pretty well...until life puts a brutal stop to all her plans, making her a mess and throwing her life into chaos.

And speak of the devil, the Lord of Chaos needs a subtle way to create and feed off chaos. He needs a scapegoat, some sort of distraction or shield to draw attention away from his activities.

Life sets the stage for them to meet, and what follows is a series of twists and turns, questionable situations, which will leave them both changed for better or for worse.

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This is a dark fic, but still has bits of comedy in it. Set as Human and Teen, but might bump it up to Mature. This is still Equestria, but with several elements from our world such as cars, clubs, drinking and several more things...

In order to improve her friendship with Discord, Twilight Sparkle joins Fluttershy on a visit to see the old draconequus. However, the Lord of Chaos sees this as the perfect opportunity for some fun, chaos, mischief and more. What follows is a walk down the long way to reach Discord's house, through the twisted dimension that he calls home.

So hold on to your stuff, take a deep breath, and try to keep an open mind on the way down.

When we think of Hearth's Warming, we think of the day where the ponies of Equestria officially started to band together and build the land which would be known as Equestria hand in hand. But Hearth's Warming holds, for some individuals, a different meaning.
It marks, for some, the day where the two sides of Equestria's greatest war sat together and simply stopped fighting for a bit.

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Story was meant for Christmas day, but I released it a tad too late. Kinda crossover with WW1, as well as our weapons and modern lingo, and written as anthro because it felt more fitting. For those who might be confused, everything will be progressively explained and look up the Christmas truce of 1914.

The Christmas of a hundred years ago, folks. Gotta remember it.

As the Winter holidays are nearing their end, on the day of Hearth's Warming Eve, Pinkie Pie is confronted to one of the most difficult problems in life: revealing the truth about the fabled Santa Colt to a child.
But Pinkie Pie, by thinking outside the chimney, decides to save the spirit of the season, and then some.

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Merry Christmas, everypony!
I might make a few changes here and there to this story tomorrow to develop it more, but for now I hope you enjoy this story. Feel free to share your thoughts in the comment box :)

After a peculiar incident, the Doctor finds himself stranded in the kingdom of Equestria. As he tries to leave this colourful new world, he will discover creatures that aren't that different from him. Could the result of a freak accident be the start of something bigger?

The cover art is done by the good man Arby Works, and I'd like to thank my brother Wisher for his help. My first fanfic so don't be gentle, feel free to comment and I will reply.

REMEMBER that this story may change from time to time, but only in small ways unless I take another direction completely.

You forget that all that is simple is in fact quite complex, my dear fellow. Yes, all we do is walk, talk, and observe. But underneath this simple exterior, there is a cloaked core of needs and wants.

Live? We do not simply live, my friend. We live the way we choose to live. But then again, we are blind, and choose at random along what bumpy roads we walk on. It is a tricky business, that requires open eyes, for what you seek. And what you seek is thrill.

Me? I'm a businessman. My eyes are wide open. I am a salesman of thrill.

In Saint-Celest, a vast and thriving city not too far from San Francisco that has known incredibly fast growth since the arrival of ponies in the human world, anything and everything goes down in its streets.
In this complex and diverse society, Discord has known for many years, to his delight, that humans are much more corruptible and prone to... well, discord, than ponies.
What better place to set up a business in? A large, intricate net of activities all more mischievous in nature than the last one. From hypnotic art dealing to the smuggling of equestrian drugs that put human ones to shame, there are so many ways to make chaos a dream come true. Assuming you have the right humans in the palm of your hand/claw/paw/other, and a workforce of very special workers with a unique ability...

AUTHOR'S NOTES:
(written before Discord is reformed)
Collab with my bro, Wisher! A lot of this is thanks to him, so check out his stories if you want to read some quality stories (such as Ponyville Paintball and Diane)!

Special thanks to C Note for proof-reading and editing the chapters of this story. Many clumsy mistakes were avoided thanks to him. You rock, buddy. Also, special thanks to Conicer on DeviantArt for providing this story with a great cover picture.

This is a comedy fic about the adventures of villainy. However there will not only be comedy, but also action parts dealing with some notorious themes like drugs and crime, hence the 'dark' tag.

Warning! Contains swearing. Contains violence. Contains the Lord's name in vain. Just saying, you're going to Hell for reading this. Enjoy!