I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Hug your nearest alicorn.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Life is like a helicopter. I don't know how to operate a helicopter.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...