A fortune cookie. A damn fortune cookie is what caused all of this. Caused me to lose my family, friends and everything that I had going for me (which admittedly wasn't all that much but it's the principle dang it!) and sent me to some weird alien world.
How did I end up in this weird forest? Why are there multicolored talking horses in the distance? How did a fortune cookie cause all of this? What the hell is this bug horse creature currently berating me?
I'm never eating Chinese again.
A fairly typical human in Equestria story that I thought I'd attempt. I was going to take a long hiatus from writing but I figured it would give me something to do in my spare time. Let's see where this goes.