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Writing should be done for fun, not money or fame.

Ahoy there stranger, you salty cephalopod

"Everything has a name. Names give a thing its shape. Birds, snowflakes, tea kettles … you get the idea."

I'm not really Pinkie ;) But Pinkie is best pony.

Gay energy is my energy drink

I am everything you've ever feared, disguised as a derpy little pony.

I do not question the possibility of a fanfic without Rainbow Dash, I am merely pondering on the necessity of such.

after a great meal i like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage... it's a family tradition... do you want...... to join me...?

I have no idea what to put here.

This is my circus and these are my monkeys aren't they? Carp.

Rogue animator and antagonist. Exactly what you needed.

We writers do not speak. We do not hear. We have no songs. We have no pictures. We only have scripture. From words we bring images. From words we bring emotion. From words we bring life.