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Backflipping through reality at ludicrous speeds. What does RB stand for, anyway? | Ko-Fi

Jun
22nd
2021

Headcanon Survey · 4:05pm Jun 22nd, 2021

I'm doing some research for a new fic I'm working on, and as part of that, I'd appreciate it if you could fill out this survey. It's only five questions long, and can be found here! I will, of course, make the results public, as I think some of the answers might be useful to other authors, or at least interesting.
Thanks!

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Jun
20th
2021

RB Made a Transcript Searcher · 9:46am Jun 20th, 2021

Have you ever wanted to search through MLP Transcripts for specific words and phrases? Well, now you can, with the power of capital-t Technology!

https://reluctusb.github.io/MLP-Fim-Episode-Transcript-Search

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May
17th
2021

What Can We Learn from Mr. Boutin's Mess? (RB Vs. Empress Theresa, Wrap Up) · 5:58pm May 17th, 2021

Previously, on Empress Theresa:

The end!

And now:


Welcome to the educational part of the series. If you're just joining us, I recommend going back and reading the rest of these blogs first, starting from the first chapter. Otherwise, you might not get what's going on.

Or, y'know, don't. Either works for me.

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May
16th
2021

At Last, the Final (RB Vs. Empress Theresa, Chapter 28) · 4:53pm May 16th, 2021

Previously, on Empress Theresa:

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!?

And now:


Welcome to the last chapter, folks. It's been a wild ride, hasn't it? Let's see what Mr. Boutin has to play us off.

If you'll recall, Theresa's apparent plan to deal with the new HAL users is to put the ENTIRE WORLD into suspended animation. She began doing this, as usual, without telling anyone and with no one's permission. Could have at least given us some warning, Theresa.

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May
15th
2021

The Worst Possible Thing (RB Vs. Empress Theresa, Chapter 27) · 4:54pm May 15th, 2021

Previously, on Empress Theresa:

Theresa finally became a dictator, fulfilling this series' longest running joke! And also lost her legs. That too.

And now:


Two hundred and four white spheres hovered miles over Eastern Massachusetts.  A little less than a yard wide each and swirling around several yards from each other, they weren’t visible from the ground.

Oh no.

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May
14th
2021

Double Trouble (RB Vs. Empress Theresa, Chapters 25 & 26) · 5:03pm May 14th, 2021

Previously, on Empress Theresa:

Not a lot!

And now:


Theresa and Steve are driven to the Fort Myer uniform shop. She goes for a man's service uniform, presumably the one she's featured in on the cover which, I will remind you, looks like this:

“Hon, you never looked better. It turns me on.”

Oh, Steve.

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May
13th
2021

It's War, Gentlemen (RB Vs. Empress Theresa, Chapter 24) · 5:11pm May 13th, 2021

Previously, on Empress Theresa:

New York!

And now:


The chapter begins with a New York Times headline and a call from the president. She wants to meet up at the White House. Steve decides this is a bad idea for seemingly no reason and instead requests a representative come to West Point (they're back in West Point, by the way).

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May
12th
2021

Theresa Does a Football (RB Vs. Empress Theresa, Chapter 23) · 5:03pm May 12th, 2021

Previously, on Empress Theresa:

Airplane.

And now:


Welcome back. Did you miss me? I missed you.

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May
11th
2021

In Which RB Gets Angry (RB Vs. Empress Theresa, Chapter 22) · 5:06pm May 11th, 2021

Previously, on Empress Theresa:

Moses ain't got nothing.

And now:


It's time for Theresa and Steve to go back to America. Why they would want to go back is beyond me, but hey, it's their decision, not mine.

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May
10th
2021

Theresa Does an Exodus (RB Vs. Empress Theresa, Chapter 21) · 4:52pm May 10th, 2021

Previously, on Empress Theresa:

Deserts are hard.

And now:


So the people who blew up that oil tanker were terrorists, as you might have guessed. Old associates of Al-Qaeda, as it turns out. Also, the boat they used was called the 'Deep C Guy'. Just want to put that out there.

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