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Jade Dawn


A true fan can acknowledge the bad while still appreciating and cherishing the good.

Nov
16th
2019

Y'know what I'm really getting sick of? · 9:44pm Saturday

Seeing all these posts about how Twilight is going to outlive all of her friends now because she's tall and has a flowy mane and looks like a Celestia recolor.

Seriously, everywhere I go it's "Oh NOOOOOOO, they're all gonna grow old and die! And then she'll forget them! Or go into a clinical depression that we'll stretch into a Lord-knows-how-long audio drama! Gloom! Heartache! Depression! Existential CRISIS!"

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Nov
15th
2019

"Godzilla: King of the Monsters" - As Written by a Bot · 9:56pm Last Friday

After experimenting with Botnik's Predictive Word Keyboard, I have finally completed my bot-based take on Godzilla: King of the Monsters. Read on if you're looking for a (hopefully) good laugh.

Emma and mark russell emerges from the apocalypse in 2014 and look to see godzilla triumphantly march into the ocean. Mark and emma 's son is gone and they soon divorce.

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Nov
13th
2019

The next phase of MLP, and my thoughts on it · 7:40pm November 13th

So apparently, Hasbro is launching a new toyline/show called My Little Pony: Pony Life. The synopsis is as follows:

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Nov
13th
2019

This was from Disney · 2:13am November 13th

I repeat: this was from Disney!

Good grief, those old-time cartoons could get dark!

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Nov
11th
2019

This is actually kinda freaky... · 2:35pm November 11th

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Nov
8th
2019

Minor Vent: What I wish I could do some days... · 2:33am November 8th

Me: (slogging my way through college, trying to decide where I want to go next, watching America bicker itself into oblivion, trying to work up the motivation to continue writing my fan-stories, sees Jeff Goldblum is now hated because of something to do with Woody Allen, and the trailer for Godzilla vs. Kong still hasn't dropped yet.)

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Nov
7th
2019

Starting a new (non-MLP) fanfic · 1:03am November 7th

A couple weeks ago, I finally got an account over at Fanfiction.net so I could work on stories that are not related to MLP. And I just put up the beginnings of my latest project.

The story in question is a fan-rewrite of Warner Bros. Godzilla: King of the Monsters. I enjoyed the film immensely, but I did have a few problems with it, and this fic aims to rectify those problems.

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Nov
3rd
2019

Happy 65th Birthday, Godzilla · 6:38pm November 3rd

On this day in 1954, Godzilla made his official cinematic debut in Japanese theaters. An allegory for the threat of nuclear weapons and the horrors of the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings, Godzilla struck a massive chord with the people of Japan, and has been an enduring icon of monster movies ever since.

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Nov
2nd
2019

I just got the joke · 7:03pm November 2nd

You know that part in "The Ending of the End" where Discord is saying what he overheard the Legion of Doom saying, and he gives Tirek a southern-sounding drawl?

I just got the joke.

Tirek has long horns. Like a longhorn.

Get it?

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Oct
25th
2019

Alternate Ending to Sleepy Hollow · 9:12pm October 25th

So apparently there's some sort of social outcry because somebody was selling black-colored jack-o-lanterns. Not black like the skin color, I mean like the actual color black. One of my favorite YouTubers, the Omni Viewer, had this to say in response:

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