Now the program has been opened, the keyboard pulled from it's sheathe, words are typed and offer (mental) sustenance, a fate I must abide! (Gravemind voice)
I'm British. I write crossovers with that horse show you people like. That's about it.
Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5