Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.
I love apples and spices, also beef jerky, gotta love beef jerky dude.
I'm a chef and an avid reader of all flavors, and perhaps one day I'll even get around to writing something. Want a recipe, Pony themed or not? Hit me up and I'll help you out!
I spend far too much time reading pony fanfiction, and have an unhealthy obsession with Rarity (she's mai waifu).