May contain high concentrations of Thorax and/or Pharynx. You've been warned.

The eldritch whisper in my ears. They twitch.

I'm a Brony that loves narrating FimFiction! And sometimes write stories! :)

Meanest little raccoon with the cutest little boots.

a swine

"Friendship is an island that you retreat to. And you fall on the floor and laugh at all the ninnies who don't have enough brains to have your good taste." --Ray Bradbury

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

I love reading Fan fiction, and sometimes, I like creating dramatic readings for them. :) http://www.youtube.com/user/thelostnarrator

Just a man who enjoys the show (especially Derpy and Dinky) that also has a thing for writing sad/feelgood stories, usually about baby ponies.