I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.
I am a wonderbolt that works at the weather cloud facility after a rainbowed menace attacked it. I'm sarcastic but generally very friendly.
Veteran Lurker and Silent NPC. Basically shrubbery but I don't go away if you ignore me unlike plants.
Hello my friends! I am the Second Princess of the Night. Luna's personal protege. Oh, and side note, I'm a vampony. Hope we can become great friends! ;P
"Pulling a Mordecai" (verb) - The act of never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands.