I can be both a positive sunflower and a cynical f**k. It depends which life I am living. (Formerly known as Riffmaster)

Amateur writer and artist, Commander of the 31st Imperial Legions, and devotee of the Princess of the Night.

8000 soldiers!

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.