Some weird person who writes stories about ponies. You should probably just ignore him.
I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!
I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.
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