Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't
"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?
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Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.
I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.