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Welcome to Equestrian Center, home of all things horse sports! Join commentators Loudspeaker "Bob" and Play-by-Play "Jim" weekdays* as they give you a front row seat to the action.

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The following are all-dialogue short stories written as if listening to an audio broadcast. They can be read in any order.

Welcome to Ponyville, the most equal and joyous town in all of Equestria. We pride ourselves in our unity, in our conformity to the one true harmony. Discover why your heart aches and why hostility thrives around you. We welcome all guests to visit us and explore the truths they so yearn to find. You'll find we're all smiles here.

Join us today and feel your free thoughts whisk away. We do not express uniqueness here, thus, no conflict has or will ever come to our town. Come one, come all, and join the hundreds who have given up their cutie marks to bond in the joy of sameness.

After all, we're all equal here.

- Your gracious and benevolent overseer, Starlight Glimmer

"Sometimes somepony needs to be superior."

A few days after the Grand Galloping Gala, Discord takes Fluttershy up on her idea and invites her, Tree Hugger, and the Smooze to dinner. Where should they go? Well why not the Smoozgasbord? The perfect restaurant to experience the ooze's finest in fine dining. The Smoozgasbord: where if you smooze, you lose. (The manager would like to take this moment to apologize. He admits that their puns are a tad sloppy, but insures that they will coagulate better ones as soon as their dribble congeals.)

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